Why did I read this as nodes. Am I seriously that married to CS that I read Nudes as nodes (as in nodes from linked lists).
I guess it doesn't help that the they've used the character 'β’' in place of the 'u' to solicite the word "Nudes."
this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2025
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What are nodes?
Real question how du I make it classy
Put effort in. Poses, lighting, some measure of a narrative. Use a decent camera instead of your phoneβs front-facing camera with the flash on.
A narrative? Like, "Not only am I naked, I'm on my way to... water the plants. They are thirsty, and so am I... In the background, dimly lit, you can see an ESP32 microcontroller... yup, that's the kind of guy I am... oh my, I can do pulse width modulation with my bare hands..."
This probably bangs with autistic chicks
Hi I am an autistic chick and yes, please, this would without a word of a lie 100% absolutely work on me.
Got it, I will set my dating profile to me programming while naked. Ideally at 3 am, after a healthy diet of caffeine and chocolate and not having slept or showered for 48h. Surely that'll attract all the hot, nerdy girls.
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You joke but I'm being dead serious when I say that I'd enjoy it if someone sent something like that to me
..I'd probably feel slightly lesser due to me struggling with coming up with something as creative as that
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You'll just have to look at sexy dudes to copy
Step 1: Be attractive. Step 2: Don't be unattractive Step 3: Return to step 1
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Get a fancy defused light, pose like the woman on the left, and get a tiara or some shit
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It's still hot when women do it, for some reason.
Send nudes*
*nudibranches
Send unsolicited cat pictures. Trust me, works way better.
sapnu puas
How did you write that umop apisdn?