Explain it to me like I'm in 6th grade
These posts from like a month ago or so really made it take off
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2025
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Pat, you brilliant madlad, you fucking suck for coining then immediately injecting this into the mainstream
This happened shortly after and kind of jelled in well with it.
Clicking on this made my phone piss and shit itself for like 3 minutes
Damn that did happen
Cool, I can't wait until it starts being misused and loses all of its original meaning.
You're literally 12
No I'm in 6th grade
They said twelveily
because of some i'm very smart twitter post that tries to boil everything down to people being 12 but it is so fucking stupid lol
The libidinalization drive of social media/internet plus COVID braindrain plus youth culture worship plus fascist nostalgia is definitely causing people to regress in a way that is similar to as if they were 12.
of course you like some reductive hand-waving bullshit explanation to literally every problem in the world; you're 12!!!!! /s
ALMOST AS IF WHOMEVER CAME UP WITH IT WAS 12 
AAAAAAAAAGGGGJHH IM SO FUCKING FUNNY AAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's from TrueAnon and it's because (almost) everyone online acts like they're 12 now. Edit: I am wrong. I forgot about the Twitter/Bluesky post.
Oh so I have them to blame for twelvification of the internet
If Baby Brace had his way we'd all be 12 months, so be thankful he hasn't done that. We'd all be diaped up and posting.
"I'm a widdle babee." - Brace Belden
twelvification of the internet
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