Pen is man
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2025
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Pen IS man!
Eq shú pen shú man da!
It's likely there are actually penis men. Two have been arrested, one of which was recent: https://www.complex.com/life/a/markelibert/man-arrested-for-penis-man-graffiti-in-tempe-copycat-warning
It's like a CBT hydra: cut one down and two more shall rise up.
Came here to mention that. From the article you linked:
Shomer, who called the incident a “cop overreach,” later claimed he wasn’t the only one responsible, telling reporters at the time, “I'm not the original. There’s a whole Penis Man army out there.”
We are all ~~domestic terrorists~~ Penis Man
P for Pendetta.
It could be like the Dread Pirate Roberts, where the mantle continually gets passed on to the next person. The Dread Pirate Johnson.
Aaaaassss yooouuuu ddddiiiiickkkk
Arizona's Banksy
Wanksy
"You may kill a man, but you cannot kill an idea."
You're not dealing with the average Penis Man anymore. I am a Super Penisman! That's right, Phoenix. I've arisen beyond the limits of a normal Penisman, and into the realm of legend-- the legend that you fear. The legend known throughout the entire universe as the most powerful warrior to ever exist! I, Penis Man, have become a Super Penisman!
Correction:
Phoenix has a Hero.
Phoenix needs a penis symbol spotlight
I sense a new comic book in the making
He's a hero. Not the hero Pheonix needs, but the one it deserves.
Penis, man...
Nah, someone's just summoning John Dillermand
Had to look up John Dillermand that’s hilarious. Danish kids show with a guy with a stretch Armstrong penis that helps people in a non sexual way John Dillermand Intro
That stoplight has too many lights.
- Stop
- Prepare to stop
- Go
- Go faster
- Faster daddy
Probably arrow lights.
Dude's taking the penis game a bit too far.
Penis Man gets up, doesn't needlessly cap, hits good spots, afaik hasn't ratted on any other writers, paints illegally not bullshit legal murals, and isn't a biter.
Penis Man fucking rules, he's what all writers should aspire to be.
Penis man, penis man
Doing the things a penis can.
What's he like? It's not important.
Penis man
Is he real soft, or is he real hard?
When he paints graffiti, is he at large?
Or is the large at him instead?
Nobody knows, penis man.
Glad to see the male chapter of the prestigious Pen Fifteen club is going strong
Isn't that the guy from "The Boys"?