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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You're not dealing with the average Penis Man anymore. I am a Super Penisman! That's right, Phoenix. I've arisen beyond the limits of a normal Penisman, and into the realm of legend-- the legend that you fear. The legend known throughout the entire universe as the most powerful warrior to ever exist! I, Penis Man, have become a Super Penisman!