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[–] DaMummy@lemmy.world 59 points 5 months ago

American health care is the best. Not only did it create Spiderman, but also Breaking Bad.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I’ve got insurance and still sleep it off because I don’t want a huge bill.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I got insurance and need not fear a huge bill and still sleep it off because I don’t want to talk to people.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Same. You know what's a hassle? Seeing a doctor. You know what's not? Sleeping.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy how much we pay just to be denied coverage as a cost savings measure.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It’s not the denied treatment that’s the problem. It’s the treatment they approve and then I still get a huge bill for a copay or deductible or some shit.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

its also things they can unilaterally deny. anthem blue cross is probably the second worst after UHC. Kaiser skews thier results by pricing people out of the network/HMO.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

His aunt and uncle didn't appear to be employed and likely on fixed income. Chances are good he wasn't insured.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 months ago

Hes a New Yorker and clearly not rolling in money, I can relate.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I was trimming a tree on my property and a big branch kicked back and broke my arm. I said, "It'll be fine."

It's fine.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago

Yeah sure, until you're older and the lack of proper healing comes to collect its due

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I seriously doubt it was broken if you thought it was "fine". I've broken an unknown number fingers, toes, ribs, right arm (x2), and my femur. In every case, it was crippling, as in, that body part no go no more.

Had at least one concussion, little harder to judge those.

Guy was chewing me out on the phone, wanted my manager's name.

"Uh..." (His office door with his name plate was directly behind my desk.) "Uh..."

"You mean to tell me you don't know your own manager's name?!"

"Give me a break! I got in a motorcycle wreck yesterday and got a concussion, feeling a little dumb right now."

"Oh shit man! I'm so sorry. Didn't meant to go off like that."

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't think Parker ever hits upper middle class. Living off MJ's good graces lmao

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, he owns his own company now, so there's that.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

with the help of strange and iron man, which living off someone rich.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

🎶🎶 ain't that America, home of the fee, baby 🎶🎶

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if men in other countries are like American men. To me it's not a tough guy or cost thing, it's just that I've been to the doctor for so much bullshit that turned out to be nothing. I'm lazy as well. 🤷🏻

Per my doc, I have "emphysema light". Been short of breath lately. Doctor visit? Yeah, about every time, "It's allergies, I have it right now too." And it is. Also, I know how to fix it. Get off my ass and get some serious exercise and the problem resolves in a week or two.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago

Well not aussie it seems, if you're bitten by anything that's not your ex, you should visit the doc immediately.

[–] individual@toast.ooo 5 points 5 months ago

just a teenager

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One of my first jobs was working for a shitty movie theater where they had a scorpion infestation. I got stung on my finger taking out the trash and they just sent me home. Fell asleep/passed out with my finger in a cup of ice.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

luckily small tails means less venomous, and large tailed stingers are venomous, you can also tell if they have large or small pincers, larger pincers are less venomous. different species have variations of this.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, luckily we don't get large scorpions here. It was just a little guy, still hurt a bunch and made my finger swell to an alarming size.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've never been diagnosed with a fractured bone. I'm in my mid 40s and have likely had a few

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, I've fractured several bones. I'd say you will know. Like dad said about karate movies, one hit, that's a broken bone, he'd be down.

When you break shit, it no longer functions. Doesn't need to be a compound fracture, even a green-stick fracture will stop you cold.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm not talking a clean break. I've definitely never had that (and I've been through the ringer, believe me - concussion with amnesia and a torn mcl).

I'm talking about hairline fractures that didn't debilitate me, but were likely due to the sheer amount of pain, bruising, and swelling.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Doesn't even have to be a clean break to immobilize you. My first break was my right arm at 9-yo, on my birthday. Every thought I was being a wuss, because I was. Next day the doctor popped the X-ray on the wall light, "I TOLD YOU!".

Anyway, it was just a crack, not sure how to define it medically. I believe he called it a greenstick fracture, but after looking at pics, it wasn't that bad.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Cannot happen in the EU. Such shame.