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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I seriously doubt it was broken if you thought it was "fine". I've broken an unknown number fingers, toes, ribs, right arm (x2), and my femur. In every case, it was crippling, as in, that body part no go no more.

Had at least one concussion, little harder to judge those.

Guy was chewing me out on the phone, wanted my manager's name.

"Uh..." (His office door with his name plate was directly behind my desk.) "Uh..."

"You mean to tell me you don't know your own manager's name?!"

"Give me a break! I got in a motorcycle wreck yesterday and got a concussion, feeling a little dumb right now."

"Oh shit man! I'm so sorry. Didn't meant to go off like that."