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[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Who the hell wants a ceramic donut?

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

like attracts like, topological edition.

this is why you have to eat chocolate bars with a tumbler

[–] Lurker123@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Has anybody ever been asked “Coffee or donut?”

[–] IAmJacksRage@beehaw.org 4 points 6 months ago

Q:
Bagel or Donut?

Topologist:
<doesn’t understand the question>

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

HEY EVERYONE! This guys a nerd! Throw rocks at his face!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 6 months ago

I'm just gonna give the dude a lump of clay and he can do whatever he wants with it.

[–] narwhal@mander.xyz 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's like watching an embryo develop into a child.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Except those go from one hole to over a dozen.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Answer: "Your photo has 7 objects, which one are you asking about? You fuckin drunk."

The topologist's answer to the fuckin dumb question is perfect.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

Try holding an entire mug of coffee with a donut

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

I like my coffee black, like a hole.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Doughnut. Why? Because I can't easily fuck a coffee!!

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 1 points 6 months ago

Shape keys are wild

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