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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I lost my job to an immigrant. Because he decided that he could destroy the government departments that paid my salary.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ditto, and my company was actually increasing government efficiency in a certain area by 900%.

Now they're out of business because they never diversified into areas other than the federal government.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What about the person whose job it was to consume huge amounts of power? Is their job safe at least?

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What about the pisskeeper who keeps the piss

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Already lost to a bunch of hoodlums (hoodla?) who TAKE the piss. And then kick the shit out of you.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

where does the piss go? where do they take the piss?

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Many such cases

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

i'm doin fine

[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

We can sleep soundly knowing that being a billionaire is still a worthwhile pursuit without danger of being removed by AI

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Fuck, does that mean people like me who produce pages of meaningless horseshit are out of a job as well?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, we are ✨ empowered ✨ and ✨_synergized_ ✨.
The future of horseshit is bright.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

can we call ourselves poopsmiths?

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

Sounds like you have a future as a CEO!

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

As someone whose neighboring local gov’t just concluded a back room deal with Google to give them unfettered access to our drinking water for cooling at a new data center for ai slop generation, this blows.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What happened to Microsoft's idea of having data centres on platforms out in the ocean and just using sea water?

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

i imagine they're significantly more expensive than staying on land and abusing existing water sources that offer pre-processed water

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Thankfully AI will never take my job: reading memes on company time and bitching about my boss.

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

If those data centers switch to beer, I’ll be out of a job.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

imagine someone patching a makeshift emp and blasting it in one of these data centers - how much shit will go down

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

I mean in fairness that would happen even if the data centre wasn't running anything AI.