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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

Some German guy told me that Hasan and Xi have a factory where they just drown puppies. They don't even eat them after they just drown them and laugh.

I totally believe this guy cuz he seemed nice.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I heard Hasan modded Kaya into Fallout 4 as a Companion and then added a mod that lets companions die permanently capitaldcolon

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

We can't cancel the Prince of Storms, he'll destroy us all before we end his streams!

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

i saw hasan in a movie theater watching john wick and he cackled menacingly when they killed the dog

[–] stupid_asshole69@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

hand to earpiece

My sources have just informed me that he can, in fact, keep getting away with it.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

i heard that Hasan has the part of Fable 2 where your dog gets shot playing on repeat just across the room out of sight the sicko dafoe-horror

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

ooooooooooooooh

WHY will no one stop this hot ass b*tch?

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I heard that Hasan teams up with Mayo Pete

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hasan is trying to move in on RFK Jr's dog-eating political niche

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard he's building a dog skeleton army for Xi even though Xi has jets and shit and has repeatedly told him it's not necessary

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

for the love of the game

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

breaking: mitt romney says he learned about dog care from hasan piker