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Shitty Food Porn

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Never forget.

[–] waywardninja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Where's the hotdog...? It's underneath right..right??

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (10 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago
[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'd guess it's supposed to be relish

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Gentleman's relish...

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

R... relish? Oh, good lord...

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago

What’s the clear stuff?

Luc lac pureed jellyfish.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

secret sauce

aka sewer jizz

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

It's from Jimmy, the kid in back.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago
[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I'm thinking onions

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Generic goo.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I assumed it was trying to breath through all the grease.

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I've seen a culture plate that looked like that

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

looks more like a 9/11 hot dog

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It looks like it hit the pavement at terminal velocity certainly.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Sadly it was done quite on purpose actually

[–] superfes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I've never been so unhungry so fast before in my life...

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A hot dog from a Japanese 7/11 for reference.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The difference between a convenience store and a conbi is far wider than it has any right to be

[–] Fourth@mander.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

Mf look like a 9/11 dog, absolute disaster

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

how this looks is 7/11 personal choice

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Okay this really belongs here.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Looks like it's already been eaten at least once.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Besides the cheese, I can’t even tell what the toppings are alleged to be.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Mucus, sink p-trap cleanout, ketchup water.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

I had a hair on my screen when opening this, and it didn't feel out of place.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Is this what the kids call a glizzy? Oh my.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

That thing is gonna look better as a turd.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago

That's an oddly specific fraction of a hot dog

[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I assume a Xenomorph face hugger will be popping out of that any moment

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

For a second I thought it was 7 out of 11, like it's done kind of oddball rating system.

Once I looked at the comments and realized that it meant 7/11 the store, everything made a lot more sense.

OP, I hope you enjoy gut rot.

[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago

Dont you out the condiments on yourself? You did this intentionally?

[–] Davin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I ate five more that day...

Well it’s not good

[–] commander@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'd drop the relish for raw onions. Just as much chili and cheese

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I used to eat so many of these. I probably reduced my lifespan by a good 5 years.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think just seeing this mess and knowing someone is going to ingest it has shorted my lifespan

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

I apologize for robbing you of lifespan.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it comes off of the end of your life. Those are years you can do without.

Yeah, but it also makes the years just before the end of your life worse too. Eating healthy food gives you more years in the middle.