He was very pro beanis. He just thought it was morally wrong to eat beans because they were on the level of humans. A sort of proto veganism but dumber.
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life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever
I have bad news
Behold, a man!
No, you are not allowed to just post this and move on. Explain yourself immediately. Why does this image exist? Who could possibly have made this? Why isn't it already an emoji on this bean fanpage?
Someone posted this here on hexbear like a year and a half ago, I just downloaded and repost it whenever Pythagoras hating beans comes up. Which is surprisingly often
The Ourobeanos 😧
I am not at all shocked by this news
Human beans 
what is the cum bean
It's related to chickpea.
Questions men ask for $500, Alex
Human bean
So that means is cum?
Beanis stored in the balls
Cum is stored in the beanis
LIES! LIES! LIES!
Pythagoras is from Europe. Europe HAS NO BEANS. THEY ARE PALE, BEANLESS PEOPLE.
Beans come from Mexico! WE ARE THE TRUE PEOPLE OF THE BEAN!
Pythagoras didn't eat FAVAS.
Fava is a type of bean, the words are related in fact and the entire family of bean and pea plants is named after it: Fabaceae
No! I will not surrender beans to the Eurasians with your pretender beans. They are legumes, yes... maybe even pulses but your old world vigna, glycine and vicia ... maybe lupinus. Beans, true beanis are PHASEOLUS, PHASEOLUS VULGARIS. COMMON BEAN.
I will not stand by this bean appropriation for your peas and various wannabe legumes
The Bean cums from the Beanis, and the Beanis from the Bean.
Thus we are all connected in the great circle of Bean.
I think he could actually be onto something here
Im with Pythagoras on this one STOP EATING OUR BEANIS BRETHREN
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If beanis weren't meant to be food then why are do they make such good soup?
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You've got to tell them. The ocean is dying. Plankton is dying. Beanis is made out of people.
Also, Pythagoras' lesser known theorem. He mostly just shared it with his buddies when drinking around the fire and playing with mercury or somwthing.
it's not that beans are people, it's that people and beans share a common ancestor. This is a common misunderstanding of Pythagoras' theory of evolution.
This experiment, was... what?
you're telling me this is a bean??