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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 73 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But also, you don't need to be gay or trans to enjoy a prostate orgasm.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Also, prostate stimulation doesn't work for everybody

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True that. It's definitely not a "cum button" for me, though it does feel good to have it stimulated.

[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine doesn't even feel good. It's just an uncomfortable sensation. Zero cumming was achieved.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's an uncomfortably good sensation for me. Maybe if I were to stimulate it myself, but it's usually stimulated by someone else. 😅

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

It's so unfair!

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It definitely doesn't for me, I always just thought it was a skill issue though. Good to know I'm not alone lol.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

It might not be a skill issue. It could be the sort of thing where you need somebody else to do it. Just like how you can't tickle yourself.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i imagine it's probably not great for folk with IBS and similar diseases, but i have never legitimately researched it.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That’d be a shitty study to conduct.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

I've finally found my truth on the interweb.

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If it's going up your asshole, flare the base, clap clap.

If it's going up your asshole flare the base, clap clap.

If it's going up your ass, there's a point it shouldn't pass.

If it's going up your asshole flare the base.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 36 points 1 month ago

I'm assuming the claps in this version of the song are not performed with one's hands

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

This guy flares.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is it true that you can accidentally suck up items that way? Like, how far up does it go?

EDIT: (/s included) Does it go out your mouth, and can you shove a grape up there, and spit seeds like ammo?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not quite, but when I worked ER I have seen a person have to go for surgery because the item in question got sucked into the upper part of the bowels by its natural peristalsis.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Aren't guts for excreeting stuff?

[–] tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Invaluable advice right here

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 48 points 1 month ago
[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

You shouldn't shove things up your ass with no flared base either cause you might actually cause the fall of Yugoslavia.

[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I saw something on tiktok that apparently an Amish ER nurse was regularly having to remove butter churns from peoples arses. Seems like we all enjoy a little butt stuff 😊

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

Do you think that counts as a workplace injury?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Why not? They already have the lube.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What? There are Amish emergency rooms? How large is the Amish population? I thought it was like a cult of a couple dozen people?

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

I think there's thousands, and don't forget the other Anabaptists, Hutterites and Mennonites that have a similar culture

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

How about just let me do my thing and the ER doctor do his?

Where? Where is this button? Come show me

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

I wanted to test this alleged button, can't reach it. I feel it's just a prank.