the rapture happened 28 years ago. Only 1 guy was worthy, I watched him go. The rest of us are trapped here on this wretched planet.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
But. This is a good take.
The only person ever raptured was Kurt Cobain
excuse me rapture please give us a statement on the allegations
You mean he can't take the wheel?!
Jesus hates the wheel so bad he killed the guy who sang that song
Carrie Underwood??
I like whenever a rapture is supposed to be happening because I hop on craigslist or Facebook market to buy cheap junk from local meemaws
Why do they sell all their stuff when they're about to fly up to heaven? Do they think the pearly gates have a cover charge
another L for car dependent urban design 😒
duuuude where's my car?
smh, cancel culture strikes again 😔
Thats because we gave whis some parfait
Again?!
bet you didn’t think of that huh apostles