this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2025
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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Balding? Nah, it's just my sick ass chonmage big-cool

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

This and the Picard are the best looks for balding men.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

*laughs Greekly*

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

That better be vinaigrette in there

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

You were practicing crowd work while ronin stavvy was studying the blade

Heh... looks like you made him use 1% of his power...

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

I'm glad someone is finally taking this seriously

[–] HeyGreg@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

I'm crying a little bit

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's going to teleport behind you

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

The top knot i-cant

[–] naom3@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Yo why does it look like this whenever I try to save or open the image Edit: WHY DOES IT LOOK FINE HERE it looks like this when I try to view it directly Edit 2: I think it’s just transparent so if you view it with a white background it looks like that Edit 3: yeah this is what it looks like with light mode

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

that's so fucking funny LMAO

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

That's Stavvy when he powers up in the second phase of the battle.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
  • the strength of a mongoose
  • the reflexes of a grizzly
  • the wisdom of a greek philosopher
[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Stavvy is gonna make comedy legal again!

[–] Pieplup@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I can't tell if this is satirical or not.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

lmao Juzou the Drunkard ass

Honestly I'd follow Stavy and become his slightly less drunk henchmen

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

The Dundalk Daimyo

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's got that thousand island stare

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

In modern Japanese a ronin is someone who couldn't get into highschool or university. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he's using it correctly.