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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ (theonion.com)
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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, if anyone would know genocide when they saw it, it'd be ~~das juden~~ die Juden right?

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Die Juden*, but yes.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

I know you are, but what am I?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago

Don't try to tell me how some power can corrupt a person!

You haven't had enough to know what it's like...

You're only angry cause you wish you were in my position!

Now nod your head because you know that I'm right, alright!

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