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[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

Generally it’s hard to connect with such an age gap but it does work sometimes. On those occasions, the natural genuine, and mutual draw transcends the age gap.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 202 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Can't fathom calling a 28 year old a hag 💀

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 82 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You haven't seen the 28 year olds Anon dates

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They're 48 in crackhead years.

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 33 points 5 days ago

Late-stage brainrot

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[–] Ashenlux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 5 days ago (16 children)

Exactly! Why the fuck would anyone want to date someone that much younger than them? I will never understand why so many men want to date girl so young.

younger partners are easier to control.

and less worldly experience means they won't notice their dull personality.

lack of maturity and life milestones to date similar age ranges.

over emphasis on bodily needs.

and i repeat, control.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (4 children)

A friend of friend I’ve met a couple times is into me. They’re 23 and I’m 30 and I still don’t have an interest. They’re perfectly nice, but…

I think after 28-30 it starts to really not matter that much but before that even smallish gaps can be pretty questionable. And any dude that would consider someone their age to be a “hag” probably largely dates younger because mature, experienced women can tell they’re really just garbage man-children.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

really just garbage man-children

It's a green-text, we knew that from the get-go

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

His date:

Source: Brainrot Girlfriend

Bonus:

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Love that we're making imaginary [gen-z/gen alpha/gen whatever the hell arbitrary title] the same way our parents and grandparents made imaginary millennials to get mad at.

The Silent Generation called their kids "Generation Me"

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

The Silent Generation was correct.

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[–] Odo@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

It feels wrong to read manga-style art left to right.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Rule #492 do not call women your own age a hag

Generally avoiding calling women hags is a good idea.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 70 points 5 days ago (18 children)

When did we as a society give up on the "½ X +7" minimum dating age formula?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago (8 children)

When we decided to mind our own business and stop moralizing other people’s relationships based on our personal feelings.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 32 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Just FYI, this rule falls apart after a certain age (in the 60s or 70s).

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 63 points 5 days ago (6 children)

That's not the only thing that falls apart in your seventies, eyyyy

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 35 points 5 days ago

I mean, once you're both above 30 who fucking cares

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[–] ballgoat@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago

This is how I perceive the 28 year old to be.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 11 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Reading brainrot girlfriend has made me desire this.

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[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

And now you understand why older men dating young girls is creepy, even if legal.

They have nothing in common. There's no way. It's pure physical attraction above all else.

Edit: Seemingly a lot of older people down voting this are in denial about how much they have in common with some 18 year old girl/guy as a romantic partner. You understand you're not fooling anyone, right? Not even other people like you. Underneath, you all know what you're about.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 35 points 5 days ago

Or both sides like to learn from each other and grow towards each other over time?

There are worse reasons why an extreme age gap is seen as creepy, "not knowing each others interests" is not one of them.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (16 children)

I'm 54 and most of the people I know are in their early 20s. We get along great and have plenty to talk about.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

Yeah, I’m in my mid 30’s and my best friend is nearing 50. His oldest child is the same age as my younger brother. Believe it or not, people can have common interests that aren’t entirely reliant on their age.

Though I will say that age becomes less relevant as you get older… A 29 year old dating a 19 year old is pretty universally creepy, but few people would say the same about a 49 year old dating a 39 year old. Same age gap, but it’s assumed that the 39 year old has enough life experience to actually make their own decisions. Even in my mid-20’s, I was looking at 19 year olds as if they were literal children. There’s a lot of maturing that happens in the late teens and early 20’s.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My partner's sister is 19, I'm in my early 30s now. But I met my partner when she was 19, I often ask myself did she come across as this annoying to people in their 30s back then?

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago (4 children)

people both younger and older than me talk like this and I just want to go anywhere else every time I hear it

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I dated a 19 year old at 22 and even in that relatively minor gap there was palpable divide in mindset and priorities. I was looking to start a career and get my life established. She graduated high school a few month prior to turning 19 and just wanted to get high and watch musicals.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's the mindset of plenty of people at 25 or 30 even. I think personal development/priorities are to blame more so than the age gap

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 33 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I'm 34 dating a 25 year old myself. Which I checked, it passes the "Half your age plus 7" test

(34 / 2 = 17 + 7 = 24) Sometimes I still feel weird about it though

[–] ethaver@kbin.earth 32 points 5 days ago (3 children)

@ 30 22 feels waaay too damn young. tf am I even gonna talk to this person about? I'm a decade in to a high stress high reliability industry. I'm starting to get ~~Greg~~ grey hairs! I make jokes about all the child rapists I met while working for the state! Too much happened in that 8 years between us. Too damn much.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 32 points 5 days ago

God damn it Greg!

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (17 children)
> be me 34
> decide to look for a hag around my age
> most of them have at least one kid, usually the annoying kind, and only see you as a babysitter
> same ones are also super focused on their kids, no hobbies, no interests, no life
> most of them seem to be super conservative
> some of them are so bigoted they can only talk about "those people"
> finally found someone who's bearable for more than 20 minutes
> never mind, she's alcoholic
> finally found someone not alcoholic and is bearable for even more time
> never mind, she's both 300+km away and also married
How do I find hot singles on the fediverse? I'm not reinstalling Tinder!
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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 5 days ago

The brainrot is real, even with "old hags". My ex was 3 years younger than me, but she was an avid tiktok scroller. I was often being shown and taught about new "memes" that everyone promptly forgot about by the next week.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

OP doesn't understand what cultural progression is. Of course different people gonna do stuff differently as time progresses, the class she was when you where in high school is just irrelevant.

This is the case where op just has skill issue, and is stuck in the past like a boomer he is.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (4 children)

When you call someone born in the late 1990s a boomer though. It might be "hip" or "trendy" to do. But Boomers were born in the 50s man. Young kids calling adults from different generations "Boomers" just makes you sound like you didn't pay attention in history class.

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