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I have an assignment due in a seminar class that asks me to write an essay about AI. This wouldn't be an issue, except they've specified that I must write about the benefits of using AI in my chosen field and how it might advance the field-- plus I must also USE AI to complete my essay. Being in a field that values creativity and thinking outside of the bounds of normalcy, I fully disagree with the use of AI since it would actively steal the coolest parts of my future career.

So here is the conundrum: do I bow to the machine for a good grade since I'll be applying to graduate school soon, or tell the truth about how I feel about AI?

(Written by my partner)

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[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

To put it shortly, a good persuasive essay in academia often expects an attempt at presenting "both sides." If I wrote this essay I would include some bits about "some speculate that AI could do x,y,z, which could be beneficial if true, but at what cost?" And then go into all the problems with ai. Closing paragraph something like "so while some promote ai as a positive thing for x y z, we see that these things aren't actually happening and the amount of detrimental issues that ai manifests in exchange for a promise of future return isn't worth it" kind of thing

Ultimately you are only supposed to be graded on the merits of the essay and not if the professor agrees with your conclusions so if there is a grading issue in that regard you could contest the grade with the dean or whoever runs the department

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've personally done one of these with the "but at what cost"-angle in a course where we had to stan AI (LLMs) by considering the benefits as an undergrad. But I knew the lecturer to be a reasonable guy.

I listed the so called benefits and then refuted them with citations. The teacher thanked me after the course and said he would look into the sources I used, Emily Bender for example. This was a language course, where I considered it especially relevant.

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OP should just plagiarize your work, it's what AI would have done

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Frankly, anybody in "academia" who is enamored with AI and isn't a computer scientist focusing on advancement of the field should resign. They're clearly not able to think in a way that is academically useful.

Reading the shit that the young people here talk about their college experiences really makes me want to go take some classes and dick slap these garbage professors.

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Absolutely, and unfortunately it is all pervasive in academia already.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

*Not real advice, sorry*

In these situations I always prefer malicious compliance. You can list the benefits such as:

  • Eliminate the dependence on human ingenuity and problem solving skills
  • Dramatically reduce the labor force needed
  • Provide either reliable homogenized results OR shocking results that no human would ever think of (both good things!)
  • Free up time allocated for actually performing the task for doing the real, important work of securing funding and contracts
  • Enhance shareholder value of fossil fuel and private water firms
  • etc.
[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Could even use the recommended AI usage to demonstrate the downsides. Get it to describe a room without a bicycle in it or try to count some letters. Number of states in Mexico with the letter A. Get it to be bad at math. Any task it decidedly can't do and explain why IG.

IF that's what you do. I always personally chose malicious compliance but idk what reasons you would or wouldn't have for getting good marks on this essay.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

hit 'em with the old jonathan swift

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Your grades and recommendations from professors matter a hundred times more than an essay everyone will forget about as soon as it's graded. You and the professor are the only ones who will ever read it so it's not like you're doing any material harm with it anyway. It's pointless and it sucks but that's being an undergrad

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yes you should absolutely lie your butt off for the grade if you're an undergrad. Just absolutely let the bullshit flow. But also put forward "the other side" (I.e. the truth) because that's usually also part of the test. But lie, lie all you need to. They don't care, you're not going to be convincing the grader.

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Make it a game and write the most sycophantic disgusting bullshit just to see how big of a freak your instructor is. Write shit that only a moron could agree with and see how high a grade you can get.

[–] prole@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Did they specify that you can't write about benefits and drawbacks? I guess if the assignment is specifically about writing positively even when you disagree, like many people have to do for their jobs every day, then I'd say just do the assignment and move on with your life. I barely remember anything I wrote about in college, and I probably disagree with half of it now.

If you aren't willing to do this for a grade now, grad school is gonna be rough. At least in my program, it was very much about giving the profs what they wanted and not what you wanted. They're basically training you to be part of academia, which requires a lot of keeping your mouth shut when you don't want to and jumping through hoops for grants and such.

I'd suggest just talking to the prof about the assignment and maybe they'll say it's cool? I wouldn't recommend going outside of the assignment unless your GPA can handle it. Grad school applications tend to be highly competitive and if this class is in your major, it's gonna be weighted more heavily

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does the assignment have a maximum character/page limit?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, just a minimum and its only 1000 words

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So since this has to use AI there's nothing stopping you submitting a 10,000 page magnum opus.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're so right lmao. If only peer reviews weren't involved. Don't want to subject another student to that lol

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Say "here's the prompt I gave to the AI and here's what it spat out." Then write about how beneficial everybody else falling for that obviously stupid bullshit that will be for you when you're the only one who can think for themselves in a creative field.

The AI either works poorly and is an idiot trap that will hold back the mediocre people into an indistinguishable mass of median output slop and allow talented people to separate themselves more easily, or it's going to be good and completely subsume all human input which would make thinking about it at all kind of a moot point.

Then hope the provost agrees with you when the dumb fucking idiot professor fails you.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

plagiarize it and 100% Silksong