I know this guy. He used to show up with that same backpack, only back then it was full of candy necklaces and baby bottle pops to sell to the rave kids. Everyone just called him Chancey.
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What person? I see some stairs and a wall. 
I'm getting groyper vibes.
inb4 it gets blamed on a Ukrainian hitman
They never paid the Luigi snitch, any rat is gonna get screwed this time too
So this guy looks distressingly similar to me. Even the style of sunglasses is similar. Not great.
But I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt, and I'm on the wrong side of the country, so eh, whatever.
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Have aspiring snitches finally learned from the Luigi case that there’s no way in hell you’re seeing a single cent of that snitch money?
Also even if it were actually going to be paid out. $100K bounty just for a single murder? lol.
i know at least 30 people that look exactly like that
Should have found some way to cover lower face or worn a latex whole face mask. Shirt at least looks like the kind of thing you can get at any thrift shop or one of those tourist kitsch places for cash so not easy to track down on that basis.
Unfortunately enough of the face is present for facial recognition potentially if the quality of the pictures is good enough (idk).
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That's Justin Trudeau.
Groyper. That's a groyper.
I know this girl, she used to duel with me and took all my labubus. Turns out she was a shapeshifting alien who did it because she wanted to get her child a birthday gift. I heard she had wasted all her money on slot machines 😔
Hey Beavis
He hides his hair style pretty well with that cap 🧢. The fact he has a giant gun and an u.s.ian flag printed on his chest is a little too on the nose/obvious though.
That was a smart move imo, someone dressed like that at a fascist rally would blend in easily and no one would give him a second glance.
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I know this guy, used to live down the street from me