badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
That's a good point Betty from HR but sadly I've already portrayed you as the seething crying wojak and myself as the alpha chad.
Welcome to the meme factory: get to work!
can we get a pee pee poo poo going in chat?
It's okay to type pee pee poo poo as long as it is BEFORE you receive mandatory anti-harassment training
Those anti harassment training things are so funny to me. The ones I’ve had to take are fucking ridiculous. Like “oh, I’m not supposed to grope my coworkers or send them pictures of my penis when I’m drunk? Well thank god this video was around or else I would have never been able to put together that this was inappropriate!”
I understand that it’s got nothing to do with teaching or protecting people and everything to do with liability, but Jesus Christ does it ever make our entire system seem stupid.
You've gotta wait until you're the old veteran at the place before you respond to all group chats with pee pee poo poo.
I type pee pee poo poo every single day in teams
I also erase before hitting send... But I type it