RealDolls for dogs 
Are those suction cups on its feet 
My dog asked me to write this review: 5 stars, would fuck again, thanks!
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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My dog after viscously attacking and dry humping a couch pillow upvotes your dogs comment.
viscously
Oh yeah this stuff is viscous alright
RealDolls for dogs
Yeh, uh, that's the best case scenario
the male gooning dog avoids the chaos dragon females with this one simple trick
my sister got a giant hairy ape for a birthday or something one year and that sat in her closet for years until the family moved.. then in the new house it didn't get put away right away and the dog found it, and it became his mate
he was so depressed when my mom finally threw it out.. having pets is such a fucked up thing
The things people will do to avoid fixing their pets.
I can't wait for this to somehow be controversial and start the Next Great Struggle Session.
And it's all gonna circle back to outdoor cats
I'm just parked here for a potential struggle session. Who wants some popcorn?
What's the struggle? You'd assume most people would agree that this thing's a bit weird innit
I was about to say something about indoor cats to someone and stopped myself
You say that it's cursed but I am currently in the market for one of these for my dog.
But wouldn't a dog just hump anything? Do you need something that looks this weird?
Also I just didn't expect to see realistic dog sex aids while looking for cool gadgets :(
I mean he's currently ruined a few couch cushions that I'm not super happy about. I don't need it to look weird, I just want it sturdy enough to not fall apart.
Completely fair on not wanting to see dog sex toys though
Please someone make an emoji ^_^
Mostly shitty AI overlay removal:
!animals, sex, haunting!<
im pretty sure even an enballed dog would prefer to rip that to shreds instead of tryna smash, unless theres like dog pheromone included
not just that its a dog sex doll but that it costs one cent
Notice that it says "Apply" and "2 trials." This is a section on AliExpress where you can enter draws to get various products for basically free. The catch is that you're supposed to leave a review after you win and receive the item. I think it's supposed to be a way for new sellers and stores to juice up their metrics.
Sometimes you can see stuff like tablets on there. No, I've never won anything 
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2 Trials
Are those suction cups on its feet
Hey, Pappa, needs traction.
yeah I saw that a day ago too, and was WTF!?!, lucky I didn't click on it out of curiosity, otherwise I'd be flooded with similar products lol
Yeah, I was being very careful not to accidentally open the page, fearing it'd completely fuck up my recommendations