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[–] nettika@lemmy.blahaj.zone 111 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good attempt, you almost censored their name 👍

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Their heart was in the right place

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Doesn't do much good when the brain isn't.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] bitteorca@artemis.camp 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It may be from a search on Twitter. The word(s) you search for get displayed in bold in the search results on Twitter

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

why would anyone search for woman

[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 14 points 2 years ago

Twitter ☕️

[–] TonyTonyChopper@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

someone along the repost chain replaced a word

[–] Alcatorda@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

The original tweet said 'lesbian' and apparently someone decided it would be better this way.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Kink is not a substitute for adulting and tops aren't your personal ride providers.

[–] Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

by themselves? no. but as part of a complete breakfast?

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

See if you were an adult you could already have made me one.

[–] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've always had a thing for women about 10-15 years older than me that are in a position of authority or expertise. The confidence, experience, maturity, and professionalism are just sexy.

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i like to be fucked professional style. you gotta fill a few forms before and after

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 9 points 2 years ago

Spend 20 minutes getting the wording just right on the "thank you" e-mail afterward.

[–] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Nah, "uses a machete to cut through red tape" is one of the defining attributes of a sexy professional woman.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 20 points 2 years ago

Mommy issues

Same tbh

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i am a small animal. (catgirl) (5'7)

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

omg u so smol :3