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[-] armus@startrek.website 25 points 11 months ago

You missed the perfect opportunity to say “That’d be glorious”

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 11 months ago

My house has been shamed and lost honor.

[-] ApostleO@startrek.website 22 points 11 months ago

Glory to you... and your TPS reports.

[-] thessnake03@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Today is a good day to file

[-] BrianLouisW@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Gonna show her my GLORY face!

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They said I could listen to car talk with Martok at a reasonable volume.

....

Where is my red Bat'leth? Okay... I'm going to send this whole place to Gre'thor

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

It would be amusing to see a Klingon cube farm. All office drama will be handled by personal duels of honor.

[-] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago

Having worked in a cubicle office where Nerf battles were a frequent occurrence, let's just say that it would be the death of productivity. And that's before you lose co-workers to ritual office battles.

Hey, was bug #4587 fixed yet?

"No idea. That was Carl's task, but he died without honor last week. So probably not."

Also the idea of getting through every code review with a bat'leth just sounds exhausting.

[-] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It would be great for business! You'd only have to pay salaries to the survivors.

[-] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Suddenly, "industry veteran" has a whole new meaning to it.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

[-] eaterofclowns@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

CORPORATE ACCOUNTS PAYABLE N'NAGH SPEAKING. JUST A MOMENT

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

ITS WHERE YOU BELONG.

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