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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

inside the gay↓hole, dummy

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Oh, it's at the Gay Hole

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I keep dying to the Royal Revenant here, is the loot even worth it?

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You keep dying to the gay hole revenant? Go git gud, you casual. Bet you didn't even solo Bayle the Dread using only a mouldy piece of bread either.

Just grab urgent heal + frenzied flame seal to kill them in two casts. You don't even need to invest any levels in faith with that setup since every class starts above the minimum requirements.

[–] woozy@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago
[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I’m cruising tonight

Where at?

Oh you know, the hole

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Theres a 2nd Gayhole somewhere

[–] wolfinthewoods@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Frank: You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want this baby boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.

Charlie: Stop, stop, stop. All right not bad, good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. I feel like you're saying "boy's hole", and it's clearly "soul". And I know, Artemis, you did write "soul", right?

Artemis: [writing on her script] I did write "soul". I definitely did.

[–] onwardknave@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What kind of monster uses a lowercase L for only one letter?

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Someone who realises with two letters to go that they haven’t left enough space to finish the word in all caps.

Source: I have been involved in painting several protest banners over the years agony

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

My brain set this to the tune of working at the car wash

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Looks dangerous idk

[–] Des@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

don't go in the hole rocz-yes

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

go further in. keep going. keep going

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Silent Hill 2 Remake looks good.

[–] nurunuru@leminal.space 8 points 2 months ago

insert "this is my hole! it was made for me!" pic here