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Mr. Krabs is bothered by the squeaking of the boots and buries them underneath the floorboards. The next day, no one suspects him, but he continues hearing the squeaking everywhere, which drives him mad and causes him to reveal the boots and his guilt.

It seems too much of a coincidence to be an accident. Surely the writers were familiar with the story.

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[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Common misconception it’s the other way around actually

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Poe was big into spongbob, how about that

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Could the world's greatest frycook do this?

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

seems intentional, this is the same show that reintroduced Nosferatu to a new generation

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

good to see that some of you libs are finally reading theory

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mr. KKKrabs has reason to be guilty because he's a boater kulak.

I guess not literally, since he lives at the bottom of the sea and doesn't need to own a boat.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mr kkkrabs operates a restaurant out of a crab trap.

What an entrepreneur! Really pulled himself up by the bootstraps. So glad to see a local businessman thriving and bringing jobs to his community.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

How have I never realized that?! 😱

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

The Tell-Tale Heart is based on the squeaky boots episode

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

The movie is also an adaptation of Homer's The Odyssey ☝️🤓