His head looks fucking tiny,like a pre-teen's head photoshopped over a body builder. Also his photo being take at night in a strip mall parking lot is truly amazing. Did he drive there like that? Who took the picture and is it his car he's sitting on?

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Finally, for once chad thundercock took an L.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

I saw social media comment about Mr. Hulk Wannabe that roughly said...

I don't remember the standup comedian who said it but he said "I'm at the bar with her. And while you're gone - I'll be here." I think about it sometimes.

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And now I'm thinking about that too.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

natural looking dad or mom bods are so much more attractive if we are just going at this superficially

i want to see muscle hidden under a normal body. to me this guy just looks like he's starving to death or nearly desiccated (i say this as someone not attracted to masc though)

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

is he wearing underwear underneath his underwear??

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I look like this yet I can't scratch my back or wipe my ass easily.

Why don't women love me

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I used to want to be Really Big and now I'm only Kinda Big and what they don't tell you when you're a kid is that the bigger your muscles are the more random cramps will make you feel like your body is tearing itself asunder

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

What about a banana?

[–] tane@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

His jacking off arm’s bicep is way smaller lol. Too much targeted cardio

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