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Anyone know what's up with this regiment/unit/whateva? I can't get over the hats.

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[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Also, shoutout this hero who took too many pep pills before the parade

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was nervous catgirl-cry he just wanted to do good

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

And he did! Xi said so catgirl-happy

[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

this just maybe a new meme format lol.

where you get this frame from btw?

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

"The Three Types of Guy"

  • Bored
  • Intense
  • Curious
[–] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

MFW I forgot if I affixed my bayonet but people are looking at me so I can't check.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Based on the shoulder patch, they're part of the {中|Zhōng}{国|guó}{民|Mín}{兵|bīng} (Militia of China)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Militia_(China)

edit: looks like 民兵方队 may be another helpful keyword to search for (I think it refers specifically to them marching in formation)

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

8,000,000 members, that's wild

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

looks like 民兵方队 may be another helpful keyword to search for

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Damn.

How do ladies in commie army uniforms always look so bloody awesome!?

I aspire to wear that much red every day and look that good in it.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Small domino: Communist ideology stressing that women hold up half the sky and stopping at nothing until the complete dismantlement of women oppression by the hands of patriarchy

Large domino: Women soldiers marching in stylish uniforms

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Mmm. Can I just say I like both of those things very much?

I mean, yes, I think the ladies look awesome in their uniforms, and in general I absolutely have a thing for a woman in uniform, military or otherwise, but I am also kinda jealous of a society that does its absolute best to ensure complete gender equality, and I'm jealous of anyone who can pull off an outfit that is made up of that much extremely bright and bold red. It almost looks like a Cold War era Western parody of a commie military/party uniform, and I wish I looked that good in that much red.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thank you for putting pinyin together with the {汉|hàn}{字|zì}

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Neat! I didn't notice. Is that done with markup or some unicode wizardry?

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Markdown! This

{习|Xí}{近|Jìn}{平|píng}

becomes

{习|Xí}{近|Jìn}{平|píng}

Also, in terms of structure/rendering, this is achieved with the <ruby> tag added in HTML5:

<ruby>习<rt>Xí</rt></ruby>
<ruby>近<rt>Jìn</rt></ruby>
<ruby>平<rt>píng</rt></ruby>
[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If China had a foreign legion I would have signed up years ago. Iirc most of the time their military is used for works projects and diaster relief, stuff I already want to do

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If they had one, I'd know.

My dad's always trying to find out if things like that exist in any form in any socialist state. Not for himself, for me. He just wants to "send the commie away to her comrades". He works in a highly regulated field and fears his kid being a known communist might subject him to undue scrutiny. Whether I live with him or not. He thinks if I'm not even in the country, then he'll be safe.

If there was any way for Western comrades to work directly for a socialist government somewhere, that'd require you to be in that country to do said work, I would probably know of that program and how to qualify. Because my dad would have tried to find a way to sign a teenager up for it when I was in high school.

[–] SickSemper@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They described it as a militia on cgtn

lol not only had people already posted more helpful info, you posted this pic doggirl-tears

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 1 month ago

finally, a contender to the DPRK's sick hat game

[–] built_on_hope@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

During the broadcast the announcer said they provided backup support and logistics I think? They mentioned that in the war against Japanese aggression many women rose to take up arms

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

The hats are what grabbed me, too, I definitely want one

[–] prole@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I want one of the hats, but I cannot find any replicas

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[–] D61@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

In the "New Western China Annexed Providences" these are the Dallas Cheerleaders.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

This is China's equivalent of Army reserves, right? In that I think they're civilians without formal military rank who would presumably get activated in situations where they're needed.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I might have to sign up for the army for an opportunity to immediately surrender to the stone cold baddie division

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's smart, I'll need to be well hydrated

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This kind of "omg a feeeemale, better hornypost" crap actually sucks and isn't funny

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yes. Thank you.