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submitted 8 months ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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[-] fubo@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago
  • Erotic Culinary Sciences
  • Antisocial Studies
  • Traditional & Postmodern Hentai
  • Brewery Appreciation
  • Phallic Arts (w/ professional dildowright certification)
  • Livestock Inversion Studies
[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?

[-] Hardeehar@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

"What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?", my mother exclaimed with tears in her eyes while her shaking hands grasped the course syllabus.

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

๐Ÿ„โคต๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“

[-] moody@lemmings.world 10 points 8 months ago
[-] ThatBaldFella@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Tipping culture is getting out of hand.

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 8 months ago
[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

You mom sounds cool. :)

[-] SecretSauces@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Aren't all major technically made up?

Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.

101

I think a major in Semantics & Pedantry would impress your mom, but specifically majoring in the intro-level course is a risky decision.

[-] Encode1307@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

This guy pedants

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Technically the truth. Just like how humans named the brain.

[-] thb_tx@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Bottom 101: It's better to receive than to give.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

How about a non made up one: Egyptology

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

The only useful thing you can do with a degree in Egyptology is to teach Egyptplogy, which gives those students the exact same problem. It's like a big pyramid scheme.

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Aye, and everyone's keeping their heads in the sand about it.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

I prefer Sudanology

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

By cry, do you mean tears of disappointment or tears of joy?

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Onionetics: the study of general horseshit

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 7 points 8 months ago
[-] Encode1307@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago
[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 2 points 8 months ago

In the adult entertainment industry

[-] SirToxicAvenger@lemm.ee -3 points 8 months ago
[-] Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

So your mom likes sexism, or would they be tears of joy?

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