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A Florida man was arrested after a meetup with a woman he met on a dating app turned violent when he allegedly ran over her after she refused to allow him to smell her feet, police say.

It happened around 2 p.m. on August 24 at the Serena Hotel in Aventura, about 20 miles north of Miami.

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[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Man, this is gonna fuck me up whenever Halloween comes around & I hear "Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat."

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck that, he should get run over.

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Florida Man strikes again!

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

did he get to smell the feets after running her over?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

His cellmate's.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Bet she wished he had been a bear.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gnate@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, not stable at all.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

That guy gives off Florida man vibes

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“I've met a lot of people who have foot fetishes, obviously…”

There’s more here, plus the $1000?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

We are talking Florida here...

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 weeks ago

Real Kinky :)