she asks if I want to shoot her hamster.

Pretty sure that's code for 👉👌. SMH bro, you missed a wild lay man :>

I know Scott Adams is a nut but I felt this was appropriate:

StarCraft 2 was the last good game Blizzard made. That was 14 years ago. Everything else has been hot garbage since then.

They lost their touch a loooong time ago.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/15/494134464/-1-million-of-frugal-librarians-bequest-to-n-h-school-goes-to-football-scoreboar

The only association between the librarian and the football program that was mentioned by the university was the observation that Morin had spent the past 15 months of his life in an assisted living center — and that there, "he started watching football games on television, mastering the rules and names of the players and teams."

Yeah that sounds like a load of bull from the administrators to justify an extravagant purchase 🙄

Don't buy this or you're just letting Sony know this shit is okay. If you absolutely must play it:

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/piracy

!piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Don't buy this or you're just letting Sony know this shit is okay. If you absolutely must play it:

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/piracy

!piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Liver and onions

I like my cookies medium rare

Some might be as profitable/unpredictable as they used to be, but urban/suburban areas are still much more profitable areas for hospitals to operate.

The reality of rural areas is that by their nature there just aren't as many people there

Get a Brother printer, my brother.

This totally sounds like a plot for an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where Mac tries to prove his heterosexuality