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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mr Lean and it's still Rowan Atkinson, refusing to talk while only making the noises, but he's featured in a bunch of mid 2000s Houston area rap videos

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

mr bean mumbling, set to a bass boosted late 90s beat, played at .5 speed

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

When I was doing opiates there was a dude who was a pretty good writer and an addict posting his stuff online. He would write about some of the honestly depraved shit he would get up to. Now I'm picturing mister bean the British heroin addict and it's better than the show ever was

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mr Bean noise but slow with reverb

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

The bloop.mp3

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Awkward British Slenderman

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Mr. Lean with the dirty sprite

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

what if instead of mr. bean he was still mr. bean but he had a taco truck and had the best home made vegetarian refried beans in all of the united states? (this one isnt english because they dont know what good mexican food is there so it would be less impressive)

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What would leanis look like? 🤔

[–] jarntotheelder@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

"it ain't long, but it sure is skinny"

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

It would explain why he's like that

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Not mine, this was in the Mr Bean bar in Hoi An:

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

GimmeLean sausage, a soy-based knockoff of Jimmy Dean, really should call itself GimmeBean.

[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Lean Leanwood Bean