My employee came for his pay check. I fired him on the spot. I don't respect people who only work for money.
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
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My employee kept trying to take time off to attend his brothers wedding. Mom and I were distraught for months. We were his family now, and our only work son would betray us like this?
job requirement:
- mind reading
"I wanted my employee to do something I didn't ask for so I fired them when they did exactly what I asked."
Lol fucking what
Linkedin has become 4Chan it seems
Oooh i like that idea. Reading the posts like greentext makes so much more sense.
Except there are people actually this stupid and crazy. We need a new word for that. Stupsane?
That won't do. Everyone knows gods protect fools, and madness is practically a subset of traditional divinity. Lumping these people in with insane idiots is very disrespectful.
LOL imagine believing that gods are real and not just a desperate attempt by fearful monkeys to make sense of a random and indifferent universe. Or believing that Eris isn't there to cancel that shit out.
You know this is why nobody likes us atheists, right?
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Yeah, show up a day early to your office job, and find out that they don't have the system set-up for you to be there. Then go home, while everyone there thinks you got the start day wrong.
And have to go through three months of "yeah, remember? he's the idiot that came in a day early?
yeah, the office in joke
why is this censored
And then everybody in the office clapped.
the reason i know this is fake: that didn't happen and people don't generally start new jobs on tuesday.
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Poe's law applies here.
It applies everywhere
Why is it blurred? I don't get why people try protect scummy companies.
I hired a new employee to start on Tuesday
He came in on Monday
I fired him on the spot
Can't follow simple fucking instructions
I hired a guy to start on Monday. He showed up at 8:45.
No Bueno buster, you were expected at exactly midnight because that's when fuckin Monday starts.
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What an absolute piece of shit coming in 15 minutes early on your scheduled start date.
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