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[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 284 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What an absolute piece of shit coming in 15 minutes early on your scheduled start date.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 200 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah. I would have fired them on the spot.

Why?

Because if they came early it means that they not busy enough in their own life.

If life's not a one big hustle for you, you are not even trying.

(/s just incase)

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

This reads like it came straight off of linked in. Perfection.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know this is sarcasm but the point of the lunatic was that he wanted them to come on Monday, a full day before.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not that this actually happened of course, but if somebody genuinely worked like that, you wouldn't want to work for them.

You'd probably end up stabbing them in the eye with a rusty fork, and no one would blame you.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, definetely, it would be horrible

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I know you don't have a laptop or a desk or email yet. Oh, and you're not in the payroll system, but if you want to stand around all day not getting paid, I won't stop you.