My full legal name is unpronounceable in the mortal tongue. My occupation is beyond your comprehension. My primary residence is inside your walls.
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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lol as requested I will not dox myself, kiddo
No just share yiur PII without doxxing yourself it's pretty easy
i will not share my PEE
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-----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE-----
jA0ECQMIkcGin+YBgWH/0qABxhsfPI8BBtOLPeR5poEHXILrRngu3uwbrJBWYBCT
2tbojTPCNQig82Cx1Qe2WpvfVAft3nUEhQ4WTgs9r56wJyCgEgYqTVs5HMJwvPaN
yan7yfdYIPMN5j5Ql3p3DdEnwkwuegLgMG08ZtxpZwwWuBI20Pvbq+1gHMxCqsGe
AIOPvFQXlY+1TmwtCyPB15fElaUUnR2ZnzbKq2NaJvCE
=TmUC
-----END PGP MESSAGE-----
I encrypted it using the best symmetric encryption no money could buy! Hope no haxxorz dox me!
$ finger CupcakeOfSpice didn't bring up your public key
I'm so secure I didn't even use a public key! I used a super insecure password for symmetric encryption that everyone would figure I'm too advanced to use!
EDIT: removed an ableist insult, even if meant jocularly
"Layperson" is probably the term you need.
I don't think so? I referred to the password using a low-intelligence insult, but we've had people here express they are hurt by such words, so I changed the wording a little to indicate tech savviness rather than general intelligence. Thanks for the check, though!
I have the best 
hackers, crackers and phrackers on payroll your encryption wont last a nanosecond
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My full legal name is the one the government gave me.
I occupy myself by tending to things that need to get done
My place of residence is in the city
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wow you actually shared your face mods please purge this comment, i just asked for name address and occupation
It also answers all three of your questions. I guess I should be more careful though
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