Sanae Kochiya, Suwa, Japan. Shrine Maiden
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Name: Federick Langleigh
Occupation: Leftist organizer
Address: 1000 Colonial Farm Road, Langley, Fairfax County, Virginia
Oh! We're neighbours 🥰
My full legal name is unpronounceable in the mortal tongue. My occupation is beyond your comprehension. My primary residence is inside your walls.
You're welcome to stay if youve got nowhere else 
- Whatever got written on my birth certificate
- Its what im currently doing
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Pasqually P. Pieplate
Chef extraordinaire and drummer (part time)
I live in all the 561 corporate and franchise stores, as well as 96 Peter Piper Pizza restaurants. They are located in 45 states across the United States, and 16 countries and territories around the world.
my full legal name is unique for the year and country in which i was born
my occupation is both boring and exciting depending on the time of year and/or time of day/night
my place of residence is a completely normal building that absolutely isnt haunted or cursed
my place of residence is a completely normal building that absolutely isnt haunted or cursed
Oh that's unfortunate :(
My full legal name is the one the government gave me.
I occupy myself by tending to things that need to get done
My place of residence is in the city
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Emperor Homosextus
69 Your Mom Street
... papa?
lol as requested I will not dox myself, kiddo
No just share yiur PII without doxxing yourself it's pretty easy
i will not share my PEE
Rats 
Do you know Biggus Dickus?
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jA0ECQMIkcGin+YBgWH/0qABxhsfPI8BBtOLPeR5poEHXILrRngu3uwbrJBWYBCT
2tbojTPCNQig82Cx1Qe2WpvfVAft3nUEhQ4WTgs9r56wJyCgEgYqTVs5HMJwvPaN
yan7yfdYIPMN5j5Ql3p3DdEnwkwuegLgMG08ZtxpZwwWuBI20Pvbq+1gHMxCqsGe
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=TmUC
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I encrypted it using the best symmetric encryption no money could buy! Hope no haxxorz dox me!
I learned about PGP recently, but Kleopatra was just way too confusing for me to figure out. I wish someone made an easier way to use this kind of encryption.
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Barrack Hussein Obama
TikTok Influencer
The White House
Nice to meet you obamna
How did you know my name?!
a magician never shows their tricks
Russian bot no 547866622
sowing hatred everything good on this world
Kremlin, moscow
Full Name: Carcharodonna Carcharias
Current Occupation: Posting, biting things, general shark stuff
Place of residence: Yer mum’s house
Hmm you're like the fifth poster to say you live at my mum's house I'm starting to think that's a fake address
Adrian Dittmann
CEO of a car company, an aerospace company, and the most freakin epic social network 😏
Rent free in the minds of triggered liberals 😂😂😂
First name, last name and occupation? Lizard Man Lizard Man, and uh lizard man
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orange freakin cheeto
fascist "president" of once great but now bad USA
white house
935 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20535, United States
Im Kash Patel's Butler
Haywood Jablomey
420 High St
Weed Joke, CO 69420
Unemployed
Jason Brown, yeoman farmer's son, Charleston, Va (for now)
Rusty Shackleford
~~Bug sprayer~~ president of the gun club
Arlen, TX
If you don’t give me your mother’s maiden name and last 4 of your social you’re not a true leftist
name: removed removed removed
occupation: removed
Place of residence: 105 removed removed removed removed removed street
105 ... street
Gotcha now pal!!!
Name: Luibeanogi Brocyznspinchi
Occupation: Hustler (unemployed programmer begging for work)
Place of residence: In the manhole next to the dumpster in the alley, close to the gunshop about 200 meters from where Sam Altman lives.
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Could I know how often you are alone and how schedule of when your home is empty? What's your thoughts about reporting things like assault or burglarly?
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