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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 69 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No. It's a comic, not an abacus.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Don't trust that guy, he's always distorting things.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

Mic runs in, late for the meeting: ... what did I missSSsSSSSSssSSSSSSSsSSSSSSSSSSsSSS EEEEEEEEAEeeeaeeeeAAEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Feedback!?! All you do is give feedback. We're all here trying to strike a chord, but when you repeat it back we sound all distorted!

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've never once gotten feedback from a guitar amp. PA systems on the other hand? oh yeah.

[–] fulm@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you've never played guitar loud enough to get feedback from your amp, you're missing out!

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've played a few amps at 11, and never had feedback.

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why not just make 10 louder?

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Because mine goes to 11.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Stop hang on, you're not humping the amp while playing?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Username does not check out.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't own a dusty Peavey.

[–] sfbing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

My friend Carlos would like to disagree.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely counts.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Is that pie??

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did y'all find the 5 fun icons?

I ❤️ Bizzaro.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Been looking at these for 15+ years. I only got 4, unless the crown is one that I forgot about.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Secret Symbols — Bizarro | Naked Cartoonist https://share.google/WcSO79iTf7w1HwOZZ

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They have the correct guitar at the head of the table, I approve

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's a six-string BASS

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Only because the drummer was busy under your girlfriend. /Owned