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[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Did christianity go against the desires of the christians who willingly engaged in the slave trade? Did it go against the desires of the christians who perpetrated Manifest Destiny, the Lebensraum, the Holocaust, the genocide in Palestine and many other similar atrocities? Does it go against the desires of religious leaders who live in opulence? Does it go against the desires of the pedophiles in the Vatican and other christian establishments?

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I remember being in world history class in high school learning about the council of Trent. I remember thinking “oh so they admit it’s man made?? I thought that was a secret.”

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All religions are man made.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man created god in his own image.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

To exert control

If Christianity is a god made religion, why does he permit slavery? Is god evil or something?

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More like endorse, depending on where you read

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I actually originally had endorse, and I do think the Bible endorses slavery but I walked it back a tiny bit because I think permitting is still evil while being easier to defend. But yea there are verses that are an endorsement to me.

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

If Christianity went against all of our desires then it would have become extinct very quickly. Instead, it encourages many phenomena that are naturally appealing to us. Charity. Forgiveness. Self-sacrifice. Triumph. Unity. The hanged one said ‘blessed are the poor’ and he favoured us over the rich, hence why many of us flocked to Christianity before it became the Roman Empire’s state religion.

I am presuming that by ‘man’s desires’ the author had sexual attraction in mind, as

You know the next commandment pretty well, too: ‘Don’t go to bed with another’s spouse.’ But don’t think you’ve preserved your virtue simply by staying out of bed. Your heart can be corrupted by lust even quicker than your body. Those ogling looks you think nobody notices—they also corrupt.

I think that the overwhelming majority of wives would agree that suppressing lust for other women is good advice for their husbands, even if for most husbands that sounds difficult to do, albeit not as difficult as removing an eye or a hand. This verse was inspired by the Torah, because while it may never explicitly condemn lust, the hanged one, as Amy-Jill Levine wrote, ‘does not “oppose” the Law; he extends it.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

before it became the Roman Empire's state religion

Y'all ever wonder if Christianity was so pro-poor why one of the most powerful men in history would pick it up and start spreading it around?

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Recuperation, just as liberals do with MLK.

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Simple. To appeal to the converted masses.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brown asserts that Christians still comprised a minority of the overall population, and local authorities were still mostly pagan and lax in imposing anti-pagan laws;

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You raise a fair point; my earlier statement was misleading. The masses in general were not yet Christian, but the Christian minority showed a remarkable fervour that the rich no doubt noticed and were eager to exploit:

In a way that the awesome power-deities of the pagan pantheon could not, the all-powerful and supremely benevolent Christian god offered ‘a heart in a heartless world’ that had strong appeal to the oppressed of the Roman Empire.

[…]

The exploitation and oppression of the Roman Empire meant misery for millions, but the violence of the state usually prevented effective resistance. This was the contradiction that allowed the Christian Church to grow and grow.

Recruiting among slaves, women, and the poor, the Church was viewed with grave suspicion, and was repeatedly battered by repression. It [did] not work. The men and women set on fire, eaten alive by animals, or nailed onto wooden crosses to die provided the Early Church with a roll call of martyrs as impressive as any in history.

By the early 4th century CE, the Church had become the most powerful ideological apparatus in the Mediterranean world, with a complete underground network of priests, congregations, and meeting-places extending across the Empire.

Many army officers, government officials, and wealthy landowners had already become Christians. In 312 CE, the Emperor Constantine the Great decided to adopt Christianity himself, to legalise the religion, and to make the state the protector and patron of the Church. Before the century was out, his successor, Theodosius the Great, would make paganism illegal and hand over all temple estates to the Church.

(Emphasis added. Source.)

The ability for a minority to seize state power was a structural defect of the Roman Empire:

The army became more and more the master of the republic. As the mercenary soldiery increased, the fighting capacity of the Roman citizens fell; or rather, the decline of their fighting capacity conditioned the growth of the mercenary soldiery. All the elements of the people that were capable of fighting were in the army; the part of the people outside of it kept losing both its ability and its desire to bear arms.

[…]

The more non-Romans there were in the army and the more the aristocratic officers were replaced by career men, the more willing the army was to sell itself to the highest bidder and make him the ruler of Rome.

In this way the foundations were laid for Caesarism, by having the richest man in Rome buy up the republic by purchasing its political power. It was also the basis for having a successful general with an army at his back try to make himself the richest man of Rome; the simplest way to do this was to expropriate his opponents and confiscate their property.

(Source and more here.)

Sorry to overwhelm you with text, but I hope that this helps regardless.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think a part of it as well is how the Roman state religion was heavily ossified at the time, and had a fair bit of power and influence that the Emperor couldn't easily deal with. But if he converted to a new religion, it would create a new religious power structure that he could benefit from. Constantine also made a brand new capital in Constantinople, another means of moving away from the established power structure in Rome. It might have been a shrewd decision to try and consolidate his power.

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am presuming that by ‘man’s desires’ the author had sexual attraction in mind

White Christian men can be some of the most sexually depraved individuals.

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[–] Chana@hexbear.net 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Christianity was an apocalyptic prophetic cult that expected Jesus to come back within a few months or so. His message was to reject anything that might lead you away from belief in him as the son of God and messenger for the immediate apocalypse. So there are like 200 parables about denying earthly desires to instead focus on belief in Jesus as Prophet and proselytizing.

When Jesus never came back, they invented the field of Christian apologetics, grew in numbers, and became a state religion, something in explicit opposition to the Gospels. Now there is an intentionally opaque and roundabout justification for everything the Euro ruling class wanted to do for about 2000 years.

[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This comrade gets it.

Reading the New Testament chronologically in the order it was written (not the chronology of its internal events) really hits this home. Paul’s undisputed letters are the oldest, and Paul is talking about not even having sex, not as a matter of self denial, but as a matter of “Jesus is coming like, tomorrow, so why even bother with sex. I mean if you really got to ok but the end is so near it’s a waste of time really”.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Jesus is coming like, tomorrow

So save it up for when he gets here - Paul

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Paul's stufg is also kind of fun to read because he was an OG weirdo. Fanboy supreme, picking fights and judging everyone, having crashouts, getting kicked out of places for being annoying...

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

Christianity was an apocalyptic prophetic cult that expected Jesus to come back within a few months or so

When Jesus never came back, they invented the field of Christian apologetics, grew in numbers, and became a state religion

crashing out so hard you genocide/colonize most of the world

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Really telling on yourself when saying that Christianity forbids everything you desire. Terrifying that the thing standing between this dweeb and a spree of murder is a belief in religion so fragile they’re making shitty Chad memes to have shower arguments with atheist strawmen.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Lots of questions about my “not succumbing to the desires of the flesh” sleeveless tank.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Tbf, "forbids everything you desire" doesn't mean the same as "you desire everything it forbids". If all you desire is pork and gay sex and you believe the bible forbids both then it forbids everything you desire even if you have no interest whatsoever in your neighbour's ass

Still very silly though

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

weightlifting against man's desire.

Wrong

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So just off the top of my head doesn't christianity say not to murder people? Is the person who made this saying they desire murder?

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've encountered a frighteningly high number of people who say things like, "if people didn't believe in god, what will stop them from going out to steal or kill?"

I grew up in a fairly secular household (parents never took us to church except for weddings or funerals) and even I knew from a young age that stealing* and murder is wrong. "God" didn't factor into those morals at all.

*except stealing from big corporations, as I learned as I got older

[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

To steal a Penn Gillette joke… I already kill and steal as much as I want already. I don’t actually want to kill anyone and I wouldn’t do it even if there were no consequences.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

It also says not to have gay sex so it's kind of a mixed bag.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Don't all religions have restrictions on things you otherwise might do? Does that make all religions correct in this person's eyes?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fellas, y'all should join my new religion called "never touch your dick"

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Is there somewhere I can go every week to hear all about how I'm such a bad bad boy for even thinking about thinking about it? Maybe with a small, porous box I can whisper to another guy about it?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

Oh please, the Old Testament reads precisely like a list of things a bronze age patriarch would want out of his flock.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because religion was traditionally used to exert control over the masses. Do what we say or you will burn in hell for all eternity. Really easy to do when most people were illiterate and uneducated.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

It's more like it was an attempt to gain control over the unpredictable and arbitrary material world, by naming and idolizing gods to appease and appeal to, and then the social control and cohesion stuff developed from that: codifying and cleaving to the established social order from when things were "good" because surely that will make the gods keep things going good or return things to a state of plenty and stability.

Even now there's a lot of earnest fear and desperation mixed in with all the cynicism and self-serving hypocrisy and self-serving heresy of the various churches and religious orders. The world is bad, so people appeal to magic to deliver them better fortunes, they grasp for ways to make the magic favor them with ritual or asceticism or sacrifice or violence, and there's little practical distinction between a terrified fanatic earnestly enacting evil to win divine favor and a grifter cynically enacting evil to earn sweet grifterbucks for it.

I feel like there's a tendency among atheists to see all the self-interest and hypocrisy and heresy and fraud among organized religions and just say "look upon these liars seeking power! They spin such silly and dumb tales to control fools and twist them to their wicked ends!" when the truth is far more spontaneous and horrible than that, that genuine fanaticism can go hand in hand with hypocrisy and fraud. After all, no one lies better than someone who earnestly and wholeheartedly believes what they're saying.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By that metric Buddhism is the most religion that ever religioned

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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To add my own 2 cents:

Not everyone has the same desires. From a Marxist-Leninist view, religion, like many social constructs, persists because it advances the interests of the ruling class. Most people don't want to be slaves, but if (for example) your religion's holy book has a passage telling slaves to obey their masters, that aligns with the desires of slaveowners so the slaveowning class is gonna promote that religion.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

From a Marxist-Leninist view, religion, like many social constructs, persists because it advances the interests of the ruling class.

It's worth specifying that this is only going to necessarily be true of the majority religion, and minority religions may or may not be compatible (see for instance Rome's treatment of early Christians).

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

man does not desire a patriarchal order where women are chattel? we are going to need to edit a LOT of textbooks stalin-stressed

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

Forgive my ignorance, but the Bible says you're not supposed to eat pork and seafood or wear clothes made of mixed fibers right?

Because these fuckers definitely do both of those

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)

wait so mcdonalds is bad now? i thought it was a core tenant of american christianity

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I bet Rainbow Dash could totally fuck Jesus up in a one-on-one deathmatch

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Christianity opposes My Little Pony and Netflix?

Genuinely lost with what this meme is depicting lol

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They're doing the usual fash thing of attacking consumerism from the right

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but they fucking love consumerism though

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they depicted atheists as netflix watchers, it's so joever oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

As if I would pay for Netflix

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