We send hundreds of millions of gallons of water a day to the Pacific Ocean
Did he just discover rivers? Someone should tell him about the rest of the water cycle.
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Boomers are pure idealists. They are acutely unaware that they live on earth and are subject to the forces of nature. This is why they're so comfortable with politics that are sold to them as promising infinite wealth in exchange for planetary destruction. They cannot be bothered with something as alien (to them in their profoundly alienated lives) as the water cycle.
when I throw something in the trash it goes to the bin on the curb and then it just disappears forever
Yes, you just simply transcend the physical realities of the planet you live on. It's easy. You just insist on unreality and then don't think about it. Only communists will complain.
Trump turning a valve that says 'fresh water' on it while looking back at MAGA for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
Crowd boos, demands fracking contamination in the water
they turn a valve and the valve heads out
well you better go catch it 
He literally drained a reservoir after the LA fires were over as a stunt at the very beginning of this term.
flooding and ruining some farmers' fields in the process iirc
He heard someone yell 'tell Valve to release HL3' and this is what his brain did with that input.
"By the way, when I galloned behind that Pacific Ocean for cover, I saw a force marked "do not valve"
"You didn't valve it, did you?"
"With force"
Man valve hook hand car valve
when there was only once set of forceprints on the beach that's when i valved you
cant believe some idiot left the water running!!!! just right into the specific ocean!!! as if there's not enough water in there already, what a waste! and they wonder why we have this deficit! turn off that valve mr. president! i support you! i turn the valve on my sink off every time im done using it for this exact reason!! god bless and amen!
And they let me do it, can you believe it? Gavin NewSCUM begged me not to do it, but I did it, I showed up with 100 troops, really powerful guys, and I turned the valve by hand turns an imaginary valve they let you do that when you're president 
Lol i keep forgetting he has dementia
Land back
Valve back
when the valve heads out, that's a good time for everyone to head out.
Nothing will convince me this guy doesn't perceive reality as if it's animated like Looney Tunes.
we? turned? valve?? back??
The woke valve virus is over, chump
Did you hear, valve back?
No.
What in the god damned fuck is he on about
He's planning on instituting tariffs on Poseidon.
remember bushisms? i miss bushisms. call a guy "turd blossom"
That was his nickname for his strategist, Karl Rove
Volvo ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give WATER
if I could turn back valve
Literally signs in the California Central valley saying "Newsom let's 78% of our water flow into the ocean!! Support farmers!!"