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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 136 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Microsoft "stay signed in?" screen is the most useless thing ever programmed by man

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 31 points 3 months ago

At work I see that screen at least 5 times a day.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I honestly don't understand the point of it. At every single job I have or have had, it doesn't seem to do anything and I still have to sign in multiple times a day.

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

+1. I'm very confused and don't understand what it's supposed to do.

[–] theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At my work, we were told that the cyber security people don't want us to say logged in, so they just ignore it if you say yes. Why it bothers to ask at all in that case, I do not know

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

There’s also a ”don’t ask again” checkbox, which is mostly there for aesthetic purposes I think.

[–] ElectricWaterfall@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 months ago

I wish I could just turn it off because clearly it doesn’t respect my choice.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

In a work environment I can only assume they just leave that box in the flow but the actual session duration limit is set by your IT policy.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

What annoys me endlessly that i have to interact with the system so much to log in multiple times for various platforms:

  1. Email - fill if not on mobile - confirm
  2. Password - hope to god its prefilled - confirm
  3. MFA - enter - confirm
  4. Stay signed in - check useless dont ask again checkbox - confirm

People are saying passkeys are not a good solution, but I would take those immediately over this nonsense

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“Programmed by man”? But didnt they say Microsoft was 30% AI code or something like that.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

This was programmed long before AI coding was a thing.

[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Finally got motivated enough to change the lock screen from other peoples photography to my own. Spend an hour going through shots and make a folder under 'Pictures' root folder called 'Lock screen', go to the settings for lock screen and select that folder as the slideshow source. "We can't use that folder so it was removed". Hmmm. Ok, let me add it to 'Documents' instead. Same issue. Hmmm, ok.... I hate it, but let me move it under c: - ok, it accepted it, sweet. Lock the screen, not showing anything... Hmmm ok, google it. Apparently it fails silently when it needs permissions. Hmmm, Ok... workaround is to select 'Photo' mode instead of slideshow mode, lock the screen. Ok, shows the photo. Ok, now go back to slideshow mode and it should work.

Wrong place for this rant I know but windows just seems progressively shittier over the years, if that's even possible.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

windows ~~just seems~~ is progressively shittier over the years

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 65 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The design is very human. All you need to do is close all tabs where a Microsoft service is potentially running, find all the cookies used by Microsoft's domains (there are only like six of them) and delete them, then restart the browser.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

And when they doesn't work, install a fresh copy of Windows on new hardware in a sperate location within another dimension.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Microsoft works fine. All you need to do is..."

Why can't people try Linux again?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

So was mine.

[–] ace@lemmy.ananace.dev 52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

I actually recently added the Microsoft logout page to µblocks domain filter at work, since it would every now and then trigger a logout the very first page load after I'd log in to the email there.

This has also somehow caused a bunch of other AD-connected systems to suddenly behave a lot better when it comes to session termination.

 

Edit: Since people were asking for it, this is what you need to add to the "My filters" tab in your UBO config;

||login.microsoftonline.com/common/oauth2/v2.0/logout^$document

This will prevent any requests from redirecting you to log out, timeouts etc will still invalidate your session.

[–] Isbjerg@feddit.dk 14 points 3 months ago

So, how do you do that exactly?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Oh wow. So you just added the /logout endpoint itself or something else?

[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WTAF. I was sceptical, but I've been using this all week and haven't once had the issue in the OP. Whereas previously I had to log in 2-3 times back to back every morning.

Any idea why this works?

[–] ace@lemmy.ananace.dev 2 points 3 months ago

I think the login-redirect system is just broken for ADFS, it feels like it adds all the SSO-logout URLs for all systems you're logged into to the redirect queue when it times your session out.
Which means you'll have to log in enough times to exhaust that queue before it finally reaches the actual system you're trying to log into.

But that's just an assumption.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What is it with Microsoft and not being able to manage something as simple as a session? Why are sessions so majorly over complicated that singing in is one of those fun things that can take half an hour?

Fuck everything about incompetent evil Microsoft

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only company that hasn't yet managed to build a successful sign-in.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago
[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Once I had our Outlook Web at work get stuck in a redirect loop until I went into the MSFT admin panel and gave the affected accounts a extra permission they never needed before.

Fucking Redirect Loop. They're so dogshit at this it loops back to being funny.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago

I've reached redirect loops on all Microsoft accounts I've had at school or work... Apparently a very common problem that's existed for years.

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[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the w10->w11 upgrade in one of my former jobs.

For most of the upgrade process, there was the common Windows blue screen. In the foreground, a big fat clickable 'OK' button, and right underneath, the phrase 'Your upgrade is underway. Do NOT press OK!'

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

at least they didn't put the recompute base encryption hash key next to it

[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 months ago
[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I have now a bunch of browser profiles to keep each login separate. The joys of having one Microsoft account, linked to multiple systems, but none of them want to run in the same browser profile at the same time.

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get the container extension for Firefox. It's far superior to using multiple profiles.

[–] Everyday0764@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

can't, firefox is not a supported browser for my company shitty SSO

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

Good god. I’m so sorry.

[–] relativestranger@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago

the joy of not having any microsoft accounts.

although i still do have to deal with this shit every day for other people. the 'best' ones are those with only a voice number on their account for a verification, from back before they went sms-only for phone numbers.

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Do you think Microsoft understands consent?

[ ] - Yes

[ ] - Ask again later

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

as an aside, my god, imgur has gotten so much worse in recent times. It's a truly horrible site. it won't even load with an ad blocker running anymore.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a vpn? I get that sometimes when my VPN is connected

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Well I'm in the UK, so yes. :)

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

my morning work routine includes cursing out microsoft

don't get me started how bad outlook is in ff despite using about 1gb of ram

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Don't get me started how bad outlook is, period. I don't get it, it fails so hard at just being an email client.

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