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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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You create needless hardship and are just trying to be rebels when it is widely acknowledged what works best.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Trostkyists unroll it, tear each square off and then makes a newspaper from it

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If you have a cat this is the way it has to be, but the other way is correct in all other situations.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Was about to post the same, but it's straight from the prophets beard. Pure ideology.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unless you’re my dumbass stupid adorable shits, who figured out how to get the whole roll unraveled either way we put it up there. I don’t know how they do it.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Does this mean that all anarchists have cats? curious-marx

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Outing yourself as a non-bidet user smuglord

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You still need a little toilet paper even with a bidet catgirl-hiss

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

(I know but this is bad posting)

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No you twerk yourself dry.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Outing yourself as a soggy ass haver

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

NO GODS NO MASTERS

[–] YEP@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Reported for sectarianism!!!!!

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

This is the correct way. It flows naturally. Fuck Marxism.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Such institutions face a heavy burden of proof: it must be shown that under existing conditions, perhaps because of some overriding consideration of deprivation or threat, some form of authority, hierarchy, and domination is justified, despite the prima facie case against it—a burden that can rarely be met. (Chomsky 2005: 174)

very-smart

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Depriving our cat and toddler comrades of wholesome entertainment

[–] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Thats the way you load a roll when you want to play Russian roulette, "is there spiders on the tusshie tissues? Well? Do you feel lucky? Punk!"

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

TIL im an anarcy