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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

An interesting comparison is Canada. Chile is about as long as Canada is wide, and most of Canada lives within a short distance of the US border, so the population distribution is similar to Chile's.

Chile rotated east-west instead of north-south superimposed over Canada

[–] mrmule@sh.itjust.works 248 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Full country for those interested

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 125 points 1 day ago

It is, undoubtedly, a thin strip of land.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

You have been Mercatored

Why does that give me an urge to want to walk the length of it.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

It is a very thick but even taller strip of land.

The point of reference for it's thinness shouldn't be it's own height, but rather the sizes of countries in general.

I mean, it's still be thin, but the UK has no place throwing stones from within that glass house lol

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's not very thick, it is thin, but it's extremely long. Chile that is.

Not many countries outside of Europe are as small east-to-west as Chile. Even in Europe the major countries like France, Germany, Spain and even the UK are bigger east-to-west. Italy is bigger east-to-west, but mostly because it's angled. If it were oriented vertically like Chile it would be thinner along most of the boot, but still wider than Chile along the top from the coast near Nice to Venice.

Also worth noting that although the UK isn't all that wide, it has major port cities on both east and west coasts. Chile has an inhospitable mountain range on its eastern side, so really the population is concentrated in an area that's much thinner than the geographic boundaries of the country.

[–] wrinkletip@feddit.nl 1 points 22 hours ago

Looks at Norway, 8.3km at the narrowest

I recognize that I didn't present a very coherent comment, but that's basically what I meant with my last sentence, lol

[–] Noturbuddy@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

It just looks skinny because of how long it is baby I promise it's more than thicc enough for you 😏

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel like this is stretching the definition of "thin" to make sure nobody feels insecure about the proportions of the land claimed by local government.

What are we doing here, folks?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yao Ming isn't thin. He's wider than almost anyone you know. It'd be crazy to call him thin.

But he is still lanky, because of his proportions.

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

Italy looks like the thin strip of land in this comparison.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah! Thanks. I was shouting "Zoom out! Zoom out!" at my screen.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Enhance!" does. I saw it on every movie and television show with law enforcement on computers.

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago

Looks pretty thin to me:

The narrow point is about as wide as driving to my nearest beach and that's a reasonable day trip distance.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 1 day ago

thin is a good description honestly, Snow in the Andes by the morning, and beach by the afternoon.

I like it here 10/10, would be born here again.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 day ago

Well they're not wrong

It's enormous, but relatively speaking, a thin strip, yeah

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 140 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Looking at a map, Chile is a thin strip of land compared to all other South American countries, which is what makes sense to do because it makes it easily identifiable to everyone when they also look at a map.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Exactly! Just like on the map of Scandinavia, you could call Sweden and Norway the shaft and Demark the ejaculate.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

If Scandinavia looks like a cock to you, then yes. But you might want to see a doctor it your cock looks like the outline of Norway and Sweden...

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Nah, my wife likes that I'm fjorded for her pleasure.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I saw a doctor in Amsterdam about it and he slid me €20 and kept saying, "I'm a real doctor". They really do things differently in Europe!

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sweden is clearly the cock and Finland the balls. Norway is only for Klingons.

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[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Sweden and Finland. Sweden is the shaft, Finland are the balls

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Brazil is a samosa balancing itself on its tip

I love cultural fusion. I'm also hungry now.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fun fact, Brazil has about the same length on the N-S as the E-W directions.

You can't notice this looking at most maps.

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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 points 1 day ago

Viva chile mierda!

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It’s 2600 miles/4200km long. It’s 2300 miles NYC to Los Angeles, for perspective.

[–] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago

Now show the population density

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It is a relatively thin strip of land. I drove down the Carretera Austral a few years ago, you even have to drive through Argentina, because there are the sea and mountains and not enough space to "fit" a highway (alternatively you could take the ferry).

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but at no point does Chile get too thin to fit a highway. It is just that part meets a gulf and wildlife territory. They are all national parks. The alternative (to going into Argentina or the ferry) would be to deforest hundreds of hectares and blow up mountains just so tourists get an scenic car ride (that is already pretty scenic and spectacular as it is).

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why I put the "fit" in quotes. There is no space for a highway because of gulf, mountains and national parks, and that is a good thing.

If it was wider they would have built a highway for sure.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I get what you meant. But it would be more apt to say that they don't want a highway there, it's not like it wouldn't fit if they wanted. The whole thing is a biosphere reserve, new infrastructure is not allowed. It has nothing to do with the geographical wideness of Chile. To only have a ferry there is a choice. Bypassing through Argentina actually skips a good third of the official highway.

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[–] alecsargent@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Somos el mejor país de Chile CTM!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure this is malintended

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

High aspect ratio just doesn't roll off the tongue does it?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And the BBC is headquartered on a damp rock.

[–] Guilvareux@feddit.uk 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a Brit… … yeah actually

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah this is 100% correct. Today it's a damp and humid rock.

Wish I was on some far off thin strip of land, if I'm honest.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Me too, and I'm not from a damp rock or a small country.

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

John Oliver on The Bugle podcast had the best description of its shape. “Chile. The country most likely to crack if baked into a biscuit.”

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

You mean the media outlet from the insignificant island in the North Sea?

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe narrow would be better wording, given that it's about proportions rather than absolute size

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think both narrow and thin are relative, rather than absolute terms. It’s a country, not a pipe.

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At least call it a banana due to earth's curvature

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