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[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Exactly! Just like on the map of Scandinavia, you could call Sweden and Norway the shaft and Demark the ejaculate.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If Scandinavia looks like a cock to you, then yes. But you might want to see a doctor it your cock looks like the outline of Norway and Sweden...

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I saw a doctor in Amsterdam about it and he slid me €20 and kept saying, "I'm a real doctor". They really do things differently in Europe!

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Nah, my wife likes that I'm fjorded for her pleasure.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sweden is clearly the cock and Finland the balls. Norway is only for Klingons.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finland is not part of the traditional definition of Scandinavia

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Fennoscandia then

[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Sweden and Finland. Sweden is the shaft, Finland are the balls