CIA Magic would be like Bioware Magic or Bethesda Magic or even CDPR Magic. They've done bigger shit in the past and changed the world as a result so clearly all they need to do is believe in the magic and crunch really hard and they too can be like the monsters of yore in the 50s and 60s leading South American death squads.

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[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

CIA agents born after 1997 cant topple governments all they know is charge they phone, post on hexbear, eat hot chip and lie

[–] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought this was going to be about the card game that the CIA created based on Magic: the Gathering. Unfortunately they did not name it "Intelligence: the Gathering".

https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/21/17374054/cia-collect-it-all-declassified-training-tabletop-card-game

[–] JK1348@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

No fuckin way...WTF

[–] lookstothemoon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

i think thereal cia magic is the sparkle in his eyes when he came to visit me last staurday "agent stone" or whatever the fuck i miss you reall bad

[–] JK1348@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Doesn't the CIA have an astrologist?