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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

wishing a happy godzilla to everyone on the planet

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

The next godzilla will be made out of micro plastics

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

a particle of Godzilla is lodged in each one of us

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Godzilla does get eaten by Orga in Godzilla 2000 lol

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Ahm *adjusts glasses* akshually what you are referring to is Godzilla's monster. Godzilla is the scientist who merely created the monster.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

he’s destroying this nonbinussy like its a tokyo skyscraper

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

The real Godzilla was inside us all along.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

ACTUALLY it's Jet Jaguar that can shrink down to the size nerd

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is that why I'm a bit constipated?

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

godzilla is just his nickname because he's such a fantastic top. lol

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am Godzilla, and you are too.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Actually I have Mothra inside me.