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Maybe only when you sneeze/cough/cly-maxxx/or are startled

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 67 points 3 weeks ago

No. The sphincter's job is to prevent seepage in both directions.

Doesn't mean it can't happen, but it typically does not.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not any more than poop juice seeps out when you're not.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So only after Taco Bell, got it. Thanks for clearing that up.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

What if you bathed in Taco Bell sauce?

[–] Impromptu2599@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Getting the runs from the border!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ummmmmm.....

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Water doesn’t seep into my butt when I ultra super-soaker powerblast my anus directly using my bidet

So uhhhh no

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are experiences awaiting you in life.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bruh the best part of the bidet is the super-soaker power blast douche. Never feel cleaner.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

O^h,^~P~ does o.O

[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Not my ass because I keep it highly pressurized with the help of a handy bicycle tire pump.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

A guy died from that india. ( snake voice) His bruh ta-hotally pra'hancked hhh'yyem

[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That seems more like sexual assault than a prank, Idk how you'd covertly get the pump tip up his ass without assuslting him.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

...He looked like an honest face

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Have you never taken a bath?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Of course, i guess i just never thought of autofingerblasting to confirm Hypothesis B :(

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow, that's the first thing I think about in the bath

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

She brought it up after fucking and, as a consumate(d) Gentleman, I thought it only right. Fuck mom, like son i guess

[–] Drbreen@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

You have nothing to worry about, water does not fuck your ass when fully submerged.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why did you spell "climax" like that?

[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I want to know too.

[–] BlackJerseyGiant@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know how it works for most folks, but as soon as my butt is fully immersed water starts shooting out of my ears just like those peeing angel statues, so yes, there's necessary seepage. That's why I just take showers.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You didnt specify which orientation you take showers in...

[–] BlackJerseyGiant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well, I figured out within a day or two that face down ass up was not the optimal showering experience. It's a steep learning curve, I guess...

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

This might sound weird but this is an honest to god scientific diy test.

Go to your shower, switch the head to high pressure mode, spread your cheeks and see what happens.

The short answer is that the sphincter (asshole closing muscle) is really good at it's job, which makes sense when you consider that even pretty loose poop can be held back for hours while gravity does it's best to pull it out. So your sphincter is pretty strong and can handle some significant pressure, much more than your lips, so if you can keep the water from entering your mouth, your butt is fine.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Between your cheeks but it does not go inside you.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I had a disagreement once about whether or not "between the cheeks" counts as "inside." The final verdict was it depends on the context.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The crack is external, although I do wonder what different skin its made of. Like your lips

Also tell us more, @meatbridge

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Humans are just a complicated donut.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Or all asshole(s)

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The inside rosy part is called the epithelium, for anyone wondering and wants to look it up. "Epithelium vs epidermis" gives a rough idea with plenty of diagrams.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

This has to be copypasta

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How immersed?

Tye sphincter can and will resist pressure, but only so much. You won't run into that kind of pressure freediving, or even anywhere you could use a wet suit afaik, but you get deep enough and it would become an issue.

Or, if you're immersed somewhere with water moving heavily, you could get breaches in your breeches I suppose.

[–] AAA@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

but you get deep enough and it would become an issue

Really? Since your whole body is submerged there's little to no difference in pressure. Our body is not a hardshell.

[–] MuttMutt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been over 100 ft under water. The water pressure is at about 45 PSI at that depth. I don't come up to the surface squirting poo water. There are people who have went deeper than that and never heard of it happening.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world -2 points 3 weeks ago

Ya but you probably didnt do any naughty stuff. I updated the post description

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Only when you're gaping.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 3 weeks ago

thats why pools are nasty.