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[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (8 children)

So how do you get rid of old dough?

[–] gitamar@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

Salt it. Salt blocks yeast.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Cook it first

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] zeca@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Make some pancake

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is like the start of a horror movie.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

The Blob (1988)

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I might take inspirations from those images for creature design.

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With the heat from the sun hitting the dumpster too, hmm. That might actually be how they make theirs down the road.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago

Weird thing to do to a cybertruck but I’m down

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Pizza the hut lives!

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I wonder if this was the inspiration for the 1993 Mario movie

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago

It hungers.

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

New eldritch horror: incomprehensibly wide yeast dough

[–] errer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

PIZZZZZZUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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[–] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Something something our Yeast overlords

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unlimited food hack

hope everyone likes dough

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Mmm, dumpster juice flavored dough

[–] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good place to collect wild yeast?

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 6 points 1 week ago

Dumpster concerns aside, I think these count as feral yeast.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Which Peppes pizza is that in the bottom right?

Edit: Peppes pizza -skjold in Bergen.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

How did you identify that as peppes let alone Bergen? Like, the hue of the sauce?

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I spent several years working at Peppes and so I could recognise the sauce anywhere, Ragn sells is the company that provides dumpsters in Bergen, and nothing happens in Norway.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I don't know, sometimes the Oslo metro crashes into a building, Tesla's swim in fjords, and nuclear armageddons are nearly triggered.

But yeah that makes sense if you worked at one 🤣

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

They thought they proved 'em wrong

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That’s where the flavor comes from

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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Reminds me of the Sweet Porridge tale.

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