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Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?
Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it
Maybe it's just terrible plumbing, that pushes shit below where those showers are.
We had an issue at work where flushing in the men's would cause the shit to pop up in the ladies toilet. There was a fair few arguments among the women over who was leaving floaters.
That's horrible but kinda hilarious too. Wondering how the hell they tracked that one down.
"Well this one had bits of corn and bean in it but only Bob had that today for lunch and I'm positive I saw him bolting for the men's room, so mayyybe..."
There are an awful lot of men that are so insecure and terrified of being gay/are so homophobic that they think touching their own ass to wipe/wash it makes them gay.. So they don't wipe/wash their ass at all.
And thats why they, the things they touch, and the areas they congregate, always smell like shit.
It smells like shit, because it IS shit.
No, they don't.
It's either a weird coincidence or in perhaps that the fitness chains areusing the same plumber and that guy is doing a shit job.
No they don't. At least mine doesn't. Probably because they clean their toilets and showers.
Find a new gym. If they're not cleaning the shower, what else don't they clean?
Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.
I just let all the cat hair collect there and it seems to do a pretty good job of holding on to the crumbs until I vacuum.
crumb tray
Grease trap
Ugh my crumb tray is full of poo
Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?
Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine
"Arse mezzanine" is a phrase I didn't know I needed in my life
Fake: op has gf
Gay: he's fucking his chair?
🤮
That thread was a total mixed bag of people trying to be genuinely helpful and ripping on the guy. It was something to behold.
Every time I see this pop up, I'm reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
spoiler
Nooooooo
The real answer is to get a bidet, have a better diet with more fibers, be more thorough when cleaning yourself.
Go to the bathrooooooommm!!!!
Not yet!