Add pardons for Keith Raniere, R Kelly and Andrew Tate and there might be enough cover to get away with Maxwell. "I don't have a favorite sex trafficker, we're taking care of all of it. I don't play favorites" - trump, likely.
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Birds of a feather
Mallards are notorious for doing a lot of rape. So I guess Donald is a duck.
Thank you, this ruined my childhood in several ways as someone who grew up with culturally engrained Kalle Anka (Donald Duck) watchings.
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Shit-birds of feather shit together.
Shit-birds, Bobandy
…Fuck children together.
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"I'm putting together a team. The best team. The best people--look, there's a lot of, shall we say, bad folks. Can I say bad folks? The woke don't like that too much, you can't say anything nowadays, but if they had it their way, I'd just say that I disagree, but I don't just disagree, they're bad folks with bad ideas and they're very low IQ. The sleepy Joe Biden people were just so incompetent and they left me with nothing and it's horrible, and they should be arrested for what they've done, and I'm gonna look into it. But with these South Park, have you seen this? It's unbelievable, but the left got to them and now they don't do Obama anymore, and they make things up about me, and it's actually not small, not even, like, it's really quite large, but you won't hear that because I'm very humble, but I have to tell you that I've heard many girls say that it's not small, and more than they want, and not just from the very young and small girls either, but I shouldn't talk about that. My lawyers say 'Sir! Sir! Don't talk about the young girls!' but I have a very popular, they can't keep their hands off me, and what am I supposed to say? 'No'? 'Wait until you're 16, 17, 18'? There's no, and it's very unfair how they're treating me, and it never would've happened to any other president. The Clintons were very bad people, both of them, and they don't even hide it, but it's always me that gets attacked by the fake news media, and I'll never get any credit for the deals...
But which one are you? Kanye or R Kelly? Because I want you both, you could really help me out with the blacks, and I could really help you with the pardon. And perhaps there could be a little get together at the southern white house, and we could talk about things and meet some young girls together, and it's not gay so long as the balls don't touch, they say. Many people say that."
I had to stop reading this because I was reading it in his voice and I dont want to.
But thank you, this is well done.
I was sold by sentence two
Pardons should be reserved solely for crimes against the state or crimes committed in service to eh state. Crimes against individuals by other individuals should not be pardonable.
Normally the function of pardoning was self-regulating in that the media would exscoriate any President who did it in such an abusive way and the electorate would punish them and their party accordingly at the ballot box.
But corruption has become normalized and media has been completely hijacked by billionaires that reality isn't so clear cut as it once was.
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Well, I dunno. Pardons are good when the justice system fails and locks up innocent people for decades. The burden of proof on appeals is set so high that the appeals system is broken in and of itself. Think about all the racially motivated prosecutions throughout the years, the unjustly prosecuted anarchists, the bribed juries, the kangaroo court shenanigans, etc. How many stories have we heard of cops badgering the wrong person for dozens of hours in interrogation until they got false confessions? All because cops’ egos are so absurd that they refuse to admit they might have come to the wrong conclusions with incomplete information. I’m all for pardons in crimes against individuals. The problems isn’t in the case structure, it’s in the person doling out the pardons.
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We’re now in Phase 4 of the Epstein Cinematic Universe.
Rapists sticking together
It's totally off the rails - releasing criminals and rapists. I don't know if true but I just read he is spending a stupid amount to build a gold plated ballroom in the white house? All while openly screwing the public and tariff taxing the American people and bragging about it on an official wh post to the tune of over 150bn. People en masse being dissapeared ? We're cooked.
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pedophile avengers, the Winter rapist, 2nd installment: pedophile avengers, epstein list civil war, finally: Pedophile avengers, endgame where all Pedophiles try to throw each other under the bus to save themselves.
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cause Trump gonna be pardoning all the rapists and pedos out here.
"Honey, we have to move."
"Why? The kids like it here, and they've settled in nicely at school."
"A MAGA is moving in next door."
"Well, we can't allow him around the kids. Where do you want to move to?"
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The only justice you can find in America is the justice you can create with your own hands.
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Is this a baseless fear:
What if the conservative groups have thought to make sexual crimes unpunishable for men, and thus they have created a plan to increase the risk of a woman without the protection of a male.
( I mean this in the eye of the public, not in the reality of what our biological Make up is. )
As a kind of, fix for the male loneliness epidemic. Kind of reinforcing the need for a patriarchal structure.
so, like. that's they- conservative Christians, especially conservative christian men- think the world should be.
remember that the biblical practice was men buying their wives from their fathers. (and also remember, that if a man raped a young woman who was unmarried, he could make that acceptable by paying the bride price and taking her as a wife. rape was a property crime in their world view.)
Anyone who insists biblical morality is the end-all-be-all of morality is either a straight up monster, or someone who doesn't understand biblical morality. Usually both.
(just to be clear, biblical morality has less to do a particular culture- that was a normal practice across the region. it's bronze age men being assholes, not a specific group.)
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T’s behavior is so predictable. I called it.
The right once again thinking of the children
what is the end game here? Is he gonna say "look sex trafficking isn't all that bad, if it was so bad they wouldn't let him go would they? you should all forget about these Epstein files, it is not a biggie"
SHARE THE LOAD
😆I didn’t even know who this Diddy is
I only knew Diddy Kong
Every Trump event about to be legally able to blast 'Bad Boys 4 Life' soon.
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So, Diddy's made a donation to Donny's PAC. That's the way it's worked with so many other pardons anyway, naked corruption.
We can't even do franchises properly. There is no way he would recruit Bill Clinton. This is like forming the Justice League but not including Superman.
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Is Diddy a pedo? I know he's an absurdly prolific rapist, but I'd only heard of his adult victims.
Once you reach a certain wealth, Epstein gives you a call and there is apparently not many of these pigs that can resist fucking kids
Is pedophilia really that prevalent? If Epstein called me and was like "bilb I have a smoking hot 14 year old ready for you" I would not be enticed.
Then again I'm gay and attracted to the more hairy and old type of man
I think the fucked up part is that they aren't really "true" pedophiles. I think it's simply the power and being able to get away with something so henious that they are into. The Trump letter to Epstein reinforced this belief for me.
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To start, I'm not certain as I'm also gay and like my women more womanly than youthful. But I think a part of it is that yourhfulness is sexually prized fo the point you could call it fetishized in our society, especially in women. The rich, famous, and powerful therefore have access to a lot of young women in the 18-20something range. And I think a decent chunk of them wind up in groups of peers pursuing these young women and start pushing the age down bit by bit. And there's the taboo and boundary pushing.
I wouldn't be surprised if they found 14 year olds more exciting because it's wrong and because they can. Combes, Trump, epstein, and the like have always struck me as similar to those people who can't stop cheating but would never open their relationship unless their partner doesn't want it. The sort who'd beat their partner but only without consent. They need to push boundaries and take more than they give. Sexually violating people who are barely post pubescent is just a taboo that they've eased their way into breaking.
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That proves that he has been on epstein and diddy parties. Bro is pardoning his front man
This is all just theatre so we don't talk about his handlers actively stripping away every single one of our rights. We’re abandoning science, medicine, education, and any level of civil rights or liberty, we’re actively saying good ye to the internet and any privacy rights we once had, but by all means be pissed off at this obvious fucking political theatre.
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I mean, this was fucking obvious af. I called this forever ago because it’s fucking obvious.
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