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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I bet he jizzes fish tank gravel.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Thank you, thats exactly what I was going for.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago

I'm perfectly comfortable not knowing.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago

It's none of our business

[–] SkyHeart@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They gave The Thing eyebrows!?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

he already had them. this is the most accurate depiction of the original drawings by Kirby:

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So I don't really know a lot about comic books, or the Fantastic Four in general. Did they really make Susan Storm a member of the hero team, and then promptly reverse that to make her a damsel in distress?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

i don't know about this particular story line but Susan Storm has been a lot of things throughout the years, including a secret villain. afaik, she is (at least generally speaking) the underappreciated mom figure that keeps the team together. definitely not a weak character though.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Makes total sense if you know her style and humor.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 82 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Here's the thing. You said a "The Thing is an Avenger."

Was he a member of New Avengers during the Bendis run? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a nerd who reads comics, I am telling you, specifically, among comic book nerds, no one calls the Thing an Avenger. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "Avengers" you're referring to the many affiliated superhero teams, which includes teams from West Coast Avengers to Great Lakes Avengers to Young Avengers.

So your reasoning for calling the Thing an Avenger because he was a part an Avengers team on some occasions? Let's get Punisher and Squirrel Girl in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or a mutant? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. Wolverine is an Avenger and a member of the X-Men. But that's not what you said. You said the Thing is an Avenger, which is not true unless you're okay with calling practivally all Marvel superheroes Avengers, which means you'd call Adam Warlock, Dr. Strange, and other heroes Avengers, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She puts her finger in his butt like any normal couple

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

She always looked good in orange

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But any sudden movement could crush her finger.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

You made me remember about this couple I know. He was going on down there, apparently good enough for her to suddenly close her legs hard enough catching his ear piercing in a bad way and ripping it out. Granting an ER visit.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is that Natasha Lyonne? I bet if anybody could make it work it would be her. <3

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

She absolutely would

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

I bet she's double clicked his mouse before

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 23 points 1 week ago

No need for Viagra

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?

Mallrats

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Listen: you might think about getting your friend some help. He's way too preoccupied with superheroes' reproductive organs."

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Going by most of her characters I'd say she'd tell you

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just hand and mouth stuff most of the time and a diddy-sized barrel of lube after sanding down the unit for special occasions

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

With an angle grinder like Hellboy on his horns?

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same reason Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby works. Charm.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

And modern lube technology.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does it need to? It's a film adaptation of a comic.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry, just the 34th rule of the Internet

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Those rules are more like guidelines

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

It's been mentioned there is porn of it (if you want to find it). 34 isn't a guideline It's a statements.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

It's a descriptive rule, not a proscriptive rule. It's telling you how it is, not what to do. That shit already exists

[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Speaking as a furry, trust me when I say people are gonna draw anything from any franchise sexually.