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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No one's falling for TACO'S distractions, certainly not Russia. Release the Epstein Files, Sexual Offender-In-Chief!

[–] smokestack@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Just imagine, Trump imposing tariffs that we'd pay for against a country whose leader has actively been working to get him elected. He raped a 13-year-old and threatened her life to get her to drop charges just before the 2016 election (Google "Katie Johnson Trump"). Fuck this guy to death with a broomstick.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sure, TACO.

Daddy Putin gotta remind TACO of the piss tape. His sundowning rapist brain keeps forgetting Daddy has it.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what is the taco thing i keep seeing

[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Trump Always Chickens Out.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ksigley@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

What a username.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I thought Donny was gonna end the war 2 weeks ago, or was that 2 weeks before that, or maybe it was 2 weeks before that…

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

Or what? He'll rape their children?

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

You sound like a parakeet there. "Two weeks? Two weeks?"

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a71deb7e-6482-4018-95ff-3558722a829f

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

He’ll ask again or just say it was accomplished.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Anyone else think taco will do a war to get out of the pedo headlines?

Gone from: "Never would've happened [on my watch]"

To: "Come on Putie! Why you gotta be so mean?!"

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

if only that was all he was guilty of

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 days ago

He was gonna end the war on day one, so I'd say they're 189 days overdue. Maybe Ukraine has info on the Epstein papers and he's been waiting for them to be bombed to oblivion.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

“Russia, if you are watching this, don’t release the Epstein files,” said Trump

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] mercano@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So by the end of Infrastructure Week next week?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Schrödinger's infrastructure week.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A statement so taco-coded that it might as well be singing Puttin' on the Ritz.

[–] Jakule17@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Ho hum. Another new ultimatum that will be ignored and forgotten. Anyway, that war was ended the day after he got back in the white house, right?

[–] ElPsyKongroo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Is "two weeks" the new "day 1"?

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

Mexico's got two more weeks to pay for the wall.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Are we still getting Ukraine's mineral rights? Remember when that was a thing?

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

and if you don’t well then I will extend it 6 more weeks.

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oh good more bullshit. release the Epstein files

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah, how many times has he demanded and/or promised this? I've honestly, genuinely lost count.

Fucking release the goddamn Epstein files!

[–] loie@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I went to YouTube to find a montage I'd seen recently of the clown saying "in two weeks" about all kinds of things, but there's so many I couldn't pick one. Some are from 8 years ago.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because americans forget what he said in a few days anyway.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 3 points 6 days ago
[–] tal@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

to find a montage I’d seen recently of the clown saying “in two weeks” about all kinds of things

searches YouTube

This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfRhkLmaqI

EDIT: MSNBC has someone commenting on the phenomenon here:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TbD_Syj6j5U

[–] TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He admits that people tend to forget everything after 2 weeks! Great video

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

He should have said he'll release the Epstein files in two weeks, instead of telling them they weren't real, wait they are, wait they are fake, wait they have my enemies on it but I can't.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 25 points 1 week ago

The war ends when Ukraine wins.

[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Taco probably won't do it anyways

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

I could have sworn the Onion posted an article about this, just yesterday.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Until they don't and THEN they'll have 2 weeks to end the war cause TACO.

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