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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

The devils jizz

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

The Mayo factory quality control?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I think that person would be Ken Griffin.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.

[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

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[–] bless@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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